Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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Comments (212)
eastbaydad 0
I would saythe sexy wasn't as "steamy" as you thought. At least he came before he went. Get breast implants and make sure u start swallowing.....that is how you keep a man and keep him happy
Flounder 2
...the ****????
BvR 0
you have to pay in advance for hotels.... have you never stayed at a hotel before?
blahdsflksfd 0
This is why you should never have sex until you get married.
shadesgodown 0
Frankenberry?
dumass30 0
Hahahahahahahah
19lollipop96 0
I'M JUST SUPRISED YOU WILL GO ON A VACATION WITH HIM ALREADY AND NOT BE IN LOVE YET, LET ALONE MAKE LOVE
tutupr 0
you don't have to be "in loooove" to go on a vacation with someone you like or have sex only if you "love" that person... this is not the 50s and the guy is a total jerk and obviously does not deserve you
blahdsflksfd 0
I wish it was the 50s...people have respect for themselves and others back then. Now being a ***** is cool, and if you think the opposite, you are a douche.
wafflemonger 0
Blahdsflksfd, I'm gonna go ahead and say there's a middle ground between being a ***** and being a prude. I know it sounds crazy. For someone who apparently couldn't come up with a username, you're awfully judgmental. That being said, going on a vacation with someone whose feelings you are uncertain of is not a great idea. I have less of a problem with the sex, because not everyone feels that sex has to go hand in hand with emotion, but a vacation definitely seems like a step towards commitment. Going away with a romantic partner is generally a test run for living together, which is serious.
LiznessMonster 9
I understand you want to make a point, but you don't have to shout.
haley84 0
I've never stayed in a hotel that didn't take a credit card number. This sucks, but your first indication that he's an asshole is that you used your credit card number to book the reservation.
phishyyy 0
Whata ********!
drmike_fml 0
what a pussy for not telling you how he may have really felt