Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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Comments (212)
NiNjAMoNsTeR 0
tehe i dont know what makes me giggle more the comments or the post lol
xxstealthxx 0
haha, "bang n' dash"
Marii_fml 0
OMG. FYL! I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU ):
thatsucks4u 0
hey i know that guy. is his name barney stinson?
Tha_Boss 0
You should kick his ass, I'm a guy and I would have at least left money for the hotel but after only six months I would have left you too
junomcguff_fml 0
He is an asshole! If you've been dating for 6 months, and had sex several times, you should know that you are both very much in love with eachother! *eats Valentine's Day-candy* Bastard... :(
Nakedsquirrel 5
So you "confess" that you're in love with someone, yet say he's your boyfriend of six months? What were the six months up to that point? An exclusive ******* arrangement? I think both of you are delusional little individuals that probably shouldn't be anywhere near a relationship until you mature.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
YDI Why would you take a guy on an expensive vacation without any sort of commitment or talking about your feelings first. He used you and you let him.
proudstub 0
Read on bash.org "A woman can fake ****** but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship." FYL, I really feel for you.
intotheblue 0
Yeah no kidding. OP, that sucks. Next time, maybe be a bit more cautious and find out how the guy feels about you before jumping into stuff like "steamy love sessions" (not love, apparently, I think "sex session" would be more accurate) in fancy hotels. Still, after six months, and him taking you to something like that, sounds like he misled you. And what a childish jerk, running out like that. If he were a real man, he would have the balls to talk to you about it and say "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way" or whatever. Bleh, find someone better.
helpmeiamblind 0
It's guys like that who make me ashamed to be called a "Man". He's not a man, he's a loser. Be glad you're not with a jerk like him anymore and find yourself a good man.