SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
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Top comments
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
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Comments (87)
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
gjikvtj 18
Here's our favorite comment!
mybubbles2000 13
I agree dump him and move on. There is a better guy out there for you.
chickenfeet223 11
Some guys ain't that bright
sweetbliss3 37
im not usually gungho on dump him comments. BUT, he specifically stated the girl he actually likes. what the **** does that make you? i think its time to find someone else. one who actually likes you.
aircanada707 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
shut the hell up with this crap already
evilscorpi 29
39 whats your issue?
evilscorpi 29
39 what's your issue
Zebediabolical 45
You mean ex-threat, right?
Metagame 12
Do people even know what love is anymore?
Ololo_fml 16
#66 there are a lot of fml's like this one. I wonder what's going on with those people? Just how can someone be such a complete asshole? HOW op even liked the guy? It's not my place to say it, but maybe op should be more careful while looking for a date
alexcr344 7
Better be ready to fight
pwnman 33
#2 - What? How does that make the boyfriend bad?
nix1993 41
How does it not? The girl he 'actually likes' should be his girlfriend.
viva_la_blondes 15
Time for OP to get the shovel!
silencebabyy 23
I dont think hes worth the fight. Just break up with him so he can be with the girl he likes. While its possible that he likes you both, he might like her more since he even felt the need to mention it
sig4life 18
He isn't worth the fight or this FML. You should have just bitch slapped him and walked away with a smile.
BrainStew27 12
Or instead of fighting the girl op could just deck her boyfriend
MattM95 16
I guess we can see where this is heading. Sorry OP.
GirlGamer12345 22
I'll go get the shovel...
MattM95 16
You can never go wrong with a shovel.
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
sunnyray812 42
I agree. If she did know he had feelings for another girl, why the hell would she stay with him? I know I wouldn't. I'd want to be with a man who loves me, not another girl. If she just found out, she needs to leave him NOW. There's a big chance he'd cheat on her for that girl.
IllestRated 17
Better tell that bitch to back off or tell him to **** off
leonchen7498 12
Definitly tell him to **** off because the guy will probably do it again if the other girl goes away
u568l 9
Or both...
titandesu 14
*Mexican music plays*
DrHail 22
Kick him where it hurts the most. You don't need a jerk like that in your life.
shawnsavage 9
In the heart??
mybubbles2000 13
#24- I don't think he has a heart. When OP is done with him he may not have any balls either.
romanova83 6
the ego or the nuts!
Crofty92 17
I don't know, the ear must be a pretty painful place to be kicked.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I assume that if the roles were reversed, that you'd want the guy to kick the girl, right?
jrod9327 17
You really don't need that. Fml always surprises me with stories of bad bf/gfs doing some mind-boggling stuff.
happyturtle 16
i don't even understand the situation.
gracehi 33
Yeah, I'm glad you admitted that. I didn't want to be the first one. I was like, "Wait...huh?" It sounds like the boyfriend really likes someone other than his girlfriend and that this other person likes him too, but if that's the case, why isn't he dating her, and if he's cheating, why would he admit that to OP? Makes no sense, but maybe I'm just over thinking it.
littlem91 29
The boyfriend has told her that there's a girl he really likes, and said girl sees his girlfriend as a threat. Which she should, it's his girlfriend. But as he likes this other girl, I have no idea why he's with the OP. That, or he didn't think they were dating, just good friends, she thought they were dating, and the girl he actually wants sees OP as a threat. For toys scenario I'm assuming they're teenagers. Without a follow up, I fear we shall never know.
bela1016 13
I agree #49. He probably saw her as a good friend, she assumed otherwise. And that is why you should never assume things.
graphicstyle7 17
You got him to notice you and go out with you. Good, now you get some other guy to notice you, one who's not a douchebag. Plenty of fish in the sea. Dump him and go find a better one. He needs a lesson as much as you need a new boyfriend.
AGB10 19
It's time he sees you as a threat now