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who knew being someone's girlfriend would make you a "threat". forget that dude
whaddaya mean "actually liked"
Please tell me you dumped his dumb ass.
dump him!!!
Did you ever let him know he was supposedly your boyfriend? Because "Look, (name) sees you as a threat" sounds like what someone would say when he was under the impression that everyone involved already knew who is his girlfriend and who is the friend he allowed to hang around him a lot until it made his girlfriend uncomfortable.
He's not your boyfriend.
This needs a follow up
Are you sure he's your boyfriend?
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You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?