SE011194
Atlanta, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lisa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bayside, United States
How lovely
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
StabStab
Belgium
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
clo_bo
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Bumped down
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Anonymous
Consider yourself warned
Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
Top comments
cats400 16
You mean Ex-boyfriend, right?
ksks1234 33
Tell him: "well, go for her, I will no longer be a threat." Why stay with someone that wants to be with someone else?
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Comments (87)
mermaidgirl5413 10
Does HE know you two are dating?
Foxpro 0
Plot Twist: the girl is crazy and actually isn't his girlfriend she just says he is although they are just friends
squarecircles 13
He sounds like a drama junkie who wants to get his kicks from having girls fight over him. I'd tell him "chow!"
communisttaco 16
You mean ciao, right?
stiffster 5
he wants both, so let him have none. Dump him and tell her he has aids.
pennamay 11
She obviously sees you're better fit than her
Nuggetzor97 10
Looks like you've got competition
CzarLaval 9
Why would your boyfriend really like another girl thats not usually how relationships work, im pretty sure at least.. ? Right ?
communisttaco 16
Time to stab a bitch
mcelise 3
Burn him in a fire. He's not worth your breathe sweetie.
Khajiit_Kitten 4
Hope he was kidding, otherwise drop his ass!