Anonymous
Burnley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Anonymous
Carson City, United States
Corkscrew
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
fmlgirl
United States
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
calgarygal
Today, I found out the little blue thing that my roommate has been sterilizing by boiling in our shared coffee maker, is a menstrual cup. FML
CUNTCUNTCUNT
Slacks Creek, Australia
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Top comments
DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.
kwyk 23
That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?
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Comments (120)
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
It's the thought that counts, right?
ItsAUnicorn 27
What a thought..
underthesea12 24
yeah the thought lol
JacobH34 10
The thought counts yeah, but why was the thought one of a mooncup?
applebramble 22
So then OP should give her boyfriend a diaper for their anniversary in return? I mean, it's the thought that counts.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
At least he remembered your anniversary.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Are you in the habit of using menstrual cups? If not that's maybe a strange gift...
nightbirdblue 27
Maybe he lost the engagement ring up there somehow and figured it might catch it when it came out?
Volcan_fml 22
He's just trying to save the environment. Happy Anniversary.
zandalee 19
My God! This guy is really in touch with his feminine side!! Weird anniversary present! More like something your Mother would get you.
Crazynocatlady 22
You must be over the moon.
Indianboy9321 25
At least you've been with your boyfriend for 5 years?
LifeMD 14
At least he remembered!
NineeCat 32
Not a very romantic present, but he sounds like a nice guy! You'll thank him for it later.
DKjazz 20
I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.