Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments / 02/01/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Alabama) / Love
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The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
#2 - On 02/01/2014 at 1:40pm by rg350dx
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Simon Cowell strikes again.
#4 - On 02/01/2014 at 1:41pm by That_Ginger
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