You should be sorry! Next time close your ears or something...

Yeah turn off your hearing aide

*aid. I'm sorry about this correction, but when you say "aide" I think of interns, or the guys in every pokemon professor's laboratory.

I don't think this FML was about the game. Sucks for you OP, but you never know if she was sleepwalking or acting like she was.

#48 -sigh-

The only thing I could think of while reading this FML was: FINISH HIM!

Same

And in turn, she can practically do anything to him and blame it on sleepwalking. Everyone loses in that situation.

Well spoke Satan.

Maybe stepping on a frog or a bug .

Or maybe stepping on the crotch of a guy who'd rather play games than spend time with his girlfriend. *Any resemblance to actual people, involved in the FML or not, is purely coincidental.*

Fair point well made , Voij . I suppose I'd do the same because it's the best thing to do than to talk to him about it if it was bothering me that much .

Voij, the girlfriend was ******* asleep. And gaming is a hobby just as much as anything else like shopping, collecting, painting, etc. Let people do what they enjoy and don't be an asshole.

Voji, I thumbed you up because I liked the beginning of you're comment. Then at the end I disagreed and sadly I can't thumb you down now. I don't see what the big deal in that is. I always say, if you can't beat em, join em. When I hang out with my bf and his friends I play video games instead of mope around. I suck, I will admit, but I'm not going to be a tight ass about it. Unless it's a war game, I dominate lol. But really, ladies, just give it a try instead of whining about it.

I guess I should explain what my comment was all about, seeing how you guys took the time to reply to it. First of all: I also think that gaming is a hobby, one which I myself partake in quite a bit. [If you're curious, look for me on steam.] I also know that it has a bunch of advantages over other hobbies, mainly because it's really adaptive to your needs. That being said, the intentions for my previous comment were not related to my opinion about gaming, but rather to this specific FML. On the one hand writing about the crotch-stomping was simply the funniest response I could come up with[And writing funny stuff is something that gives me a slight boost in confidence, thus allowing my brain to emit dopamine, which is really great and addictive], while on the other hand the crotch-kicking due to excessive gaming was, based on the few clues given in the FML, the most likely explanation if she was indeed just pretending to sleepwalk. In short: Gaming is awesome. I like making funny comments. My previous comment seemed amusing to me. If OP's girlfriend just pretended to sleepwalk, then I gave the most likely explanation. I hope that this clears up all the questions you were left with after reading and responding to my post. Have a nice day. (_/) (^_^) (> <)

Cute bunny! ^_^

Surely no one's girlfriend would do this to them on purpose, even if she was mad...

I'm pretty sure it's a cat...

Yeah, I'd be checking medication side effects asap! A change in medication could be the reason, but if it's a first time thing it looks a leeeetle sketchy.

#41 where does it say anything about medication, or am I missing something? OP- are you sure you didn't just piss her off, and she blamed it on sleepwalking?

It sounds too me like someone was not too happy about being ignored for video games.

Then that someone would be a complete hypocrite, as she ignores her SO for sleep.

Because being asleep means that you need people to pay attention to you. -_-

I said it was a possible reason, not necessarily the reason. No one knows without more info.

It takes 200 lbs of pressure to pop a nut permanently... Hopefully OP'S girl isn't that heavy or OP would be solo-nutting right now

This'll probably turn into a regular thing for her just so she can get away with things

Wondering if it's Side Effects?