Night terrors

By scared shitless - 24/06/2020 08:02

Today, I learned the hard way that my girlfriend’s young daughter sleepwalks. I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, only to be greeted in the dimly lit hallway by her creepy silhouette. I yelped like a bitch and dropped the glass on my foot, breaking two toes. FML
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No joke, there is nothing scarier in this world than a little girl at night. My young daughter has scared the crap out of me so many times! When you aren’t expecting them to be there, it’s terrifying

That is something to be told up front. My husband sleep walks to the "bathroom." Sometimes he actually gets to the toilet. He has opened closet doors then peed in the floor. I frequently have to rescue him because he is repeatedly walking into a wall like there is suppose to be an opening. I've threatened to cut off his liquids after 8.

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No joke, there is nothing scarier in this world than a little girl at night. My young daughter has scared the crap out of me so many times! When you aren’t expecting them to be there, it’s terrifying

That is something to be told up front. My husband sleep walks to the "bathroom." Sometimes he actually gets to the toilet. He has opened closet doors then peed in the floor. I frequently have to rescue him because he is repeatedly walking into a wall like there is suppose to be an opening. I've threatened to cut off his liquids after 8.

It does scare the shit out of you. My daughter did the same when she was like 7 or 8. Also sometimes when she had a nightmare she would get out hers and stand next to our bed, just waiting for that something-is-wrong father-feeling kicks in and I open my eyes and seeing a figure in the dark.

You got some bitch ass toes

No joke, there is nothing scarier in this world than a little girl at night. My young daughter has scared the crap out of me so many times! When you aren’t expecting them to be there, it’s terrifying

That’s a heavy glass.