Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Is this part of the test?
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
Ambient25 25
I think I'm the only one who is questioning why she didn't try calling him at least....who would send only texts in this situation? Call his ass!
PunkySpunky78 15
More like drove her insane for not replying to her
Ambient25 25
....I don't want to live on this planet anymore
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I'm just wondering if this realization happened before or after the angry lie phase? "Oh yeah? Your peepee's small, and I did your brother, your daddy, AND your mom!"
ViktoriaaKills 13
#31 not all people have calling capabilities. my friend in Uni pays $10/month for just texting. its all she can afford.
Ambrily 27
#75: I pay €10/month and I have 400 minutes to call, 1000 SMS and 2 GB to surf the net. I'm not trying to sell anything, it's only that $10 are pretty expensive just for texts, according to me...
CrazyGirlfriend 21
With my prepaid phone, before I decided to get a plan, I had to spend around 25 dollars for unlimited texting every month and that wss all I would get. If I wanted talk time I would have to buy another card to load onto my phone.
MysteriousX_fml 10
93, phone plans I'm the United States are much more expensive
StylisedFatalism 6
But she sent thousands of texts and it took an hour to work out what he meant...if he didn't respond to any of those texts in that time what makes you think he was answering calls?
awkwardloveannie 28
#102 I live in the United States and pay $35 for unlimited texts data and 300 minutes that's not to bad
isuckok 11
#117 I remember when I had that, I always regret switching.
I_Bite 22
I'm in Aus but I pay $80 a month, I get unlimited calls, unlimited texts, 5GB data and the phone with it. Wish I could get something like that for $10!
JakeHRogers 7
First
knotcool 15
Fail
LexSwift 17
What a ******* fail. Haha
LexSwift 17
He didn't reply to all those THOUSAND texts? I think he's talking about more than just his class now.
Ambient25 25
Yes because the concept of him walking away from the phone, getting busy for a bit, or forgetting it's on silent is lost to the masses...
iknowiwantyou 13
I have a feeling her boyfriend did this on purpose .....just to **** around with his gf because he most likely knew what she'd take "it's over!" as.
Wani_fml 12
Useless fact: 1000 texts in an hour is a text every 3-4 seconds. Which is some impressive rapid texting.
zandalee 20
OP has extremely nimble fingers! With fingers like those her boyfriend probably really likes having her around...
Shrouds 14
tl;dr #111 Fml needs a voicemail system.
iAmLauRawr 10
#113 For some reason, I imagined her repeatedly texting "y" while waves of tears streamed down her face
jazzy_123 20
109, it's possible. I remember one time, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I couldn't hear him because the line kept breaking up and we were arguing over something stupid. The last thing I heard him was"... breaking up.." and I automatically yelled "what??!!" and almost started crying. Then he laughed at me for freaking out. He had actually said "you're breaking up" Now that I look back, it is funny lol.
CharlizeWasHere 2
Well, Someones over drivematic
daphnedanielle 6
Nice word play.
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
AKAR2521 4
when you've been with someone that long it's devastating to think the significant other wants to break up.
Justice_Beaver 13
And over a text too.
kyu_Q 19
Not only just a text but an abrupt two words. OP might have some insecurities too.
Ryanstheman14 3
it could of been a driving class for bad drivers!!!!!
Dr_Awesome654 24
No text... Ho, I think yes
RedPillSucks 33
Context! Context is everything!
kyu_Q 19
....Text is nothing , sprite. obey your text.
brezy123 1
ummm. dramatic much? self esteem issues to boot... bummer for you, and him
connhackett 4
Insecure much? Wow do you need to relax.
GangstaPenguin 7
Um, there are a lot of insecure people, maybe she wasn't exactly liked by family or school, we all have insecurities. And she was more than likely using hyperbole to exaggerate how devastated she was. Not saying you're wrong, but you're definitely not right either.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
almost everyone has.insecurities. And everyone has, at some point, jumped to conclusions. the people on this fml need to get off their high horses instead of acting like theyve never jumped to conclusions on something silly before. obviously, the 1000 texts part was an exaggeration. Im thinking she may have sent around 9 or 10 texts asking for an explanation and asking what he means (from reading the fml). also, 9 or 10 texts isnt that big of a deal to some people who are constant texters. Another factor to be taken into consideration is if maybe OP was having a terrible day and something like this has happened to her before. Of course she would be worried and crying. Not all relationships show signs of breaking up before they do (I dated a guy for 2 12 years and randomly broke up with me the day after Christmas when the next day he was saying how much he loves me and got me Christmas presents. turns out he was wanting to get back with his ex that he was talking to behind my back). yes, she was jumping to conclusions but who doesn't? As for saying she was over reacting... I disagree. if you think someone is randomly breaking up with you then why wouldnt be freaking out?
Shrouds 14
^^ and that's why your the crazy girlfriend.
cooney7 3
Overly attached girlfriend much.
andrealovvve 17
I find it annoying how people put "much" after everything. Like in these last comments… just saying.
Nilorak 24
Complaining much?
mimiminx 23
I hate it when people put 'just saying' after a comment. It doesn't mean anything.
Rainhawk94 27
I can imagine when he really breaks up with you. .you'll send him death threats?