By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML
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DocBastard 38

Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little *****.

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MeTheBeast 22

At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)

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MeTheBeast 22

At least he had the decency to call you honey ;)

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TheCaramelKing 11

Calling someone honey doesn't make one forget about a drunk man walking into their house at 2 o'clock.

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zBLAKEz 23

He does sound like a real gentlemen. OP should give him a chance!

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starile 19

Why, yes, #67, that's how all the fun happens! I don't see you gaining any enviable FML fame, what with your door locking ways!

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Well I live in the middle of nowhere, so I leave mine unlocked. But I also have an extensive gun collection....

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AnOriginalName 19

Or still drunk from the night previous. OP's neighbour likes to party hard.

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taylorafterdark 16

You should have played along ;)

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Little4Bear 10

No, that would've been super creepy. Who knows what OP's neighbor does with his "honey".

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps you should think about locking your door. And getting an alarm. And a dog. A big dog like a German shepherd, not a little dog like a chihuahua. No one likes those yappy little *****.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

She lives in Canada. No one locks their door in Canada!

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TheCaramelKing 11

They're nice, not idiots.

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josh7279 7

Nobody likes the ankle biters.

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harmtouch16 11

I have a 7 lb little chi/Maltese mix that I adore, but my husband calls her a "large sewer rat" lol. However, she's great at notifying us of intruders!

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jkmartinjk 16

I'm from Canada, and my parents are OBSESSED with locking our door, and we live on a mountain. But I do know people who leave their doors unlocked in more residential areas, because 'If it's locked, they'll break in anyway, at least we won't have broken windows!' Canadian logic.

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starile 19

Strangely enough, my door alarm IS a giant German Shepherd with yappy little chihuahuas in its mouth so when it barks it shoots chihuahuas at you! How did you know??

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LynxieLynx 17

10- I live in Canada... And i lock doors... *random meep sound*

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tounces7 27

Except pretty much everyone who read this thread probably immediately guessed that the OP was in Canada.

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DocBastard 38

Nothing says "I'm cool" more than comparing yourself to a slobbering drunk idiot who doesn't recognise his own house.

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Ari1337 15

except making meth. nothing is cooler than making meth.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Yep, for about 20 years my uncle was the coolest man in Louisville.

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challan 19

I hope you had him sign over his paycheck and make you a sandwich before sending him to the right house.

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Metal_Avenger 9

If he can't find the right house i wouldn't trust him making me a sandwich

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starile 19

Drunk sandwiches are the best sandwiches!

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queerdragon 20

I would still suggest locking your doors. While Canada might seem safe, the American in me is saying "more locks, big dogs, get guns, bars on your windows!!!!

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kinsmas 18

Most Canadians don't lock their door when they're home because, for the most part, we welcome visitors. Doors get locked at night and when no one is home.

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queerdragon 20

If my neighbor walked into my house drunk, then I'd still lock it to be safe. Also, I am so antisocial, I pretend not to be home when my family forces themselves over for a visit.

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Jezzikah 11

I live in Canada and my door is locked 24/7, even if I'm home.

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TheDrifter 23

That's weird. But I'm from a small town, if someone stumbles in drunk we just have a beer, chat a minute and you point them in the right direction. My inner Canuck says "say hello, introduce yourself and send him on his way"

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love_me_electric 20

I'm Canadian, and most people I know do not lock their doors during the day if they're home unless they live in a bad area. In a small town you could probably walk into any house you wanted to at 2pm. Edit: Also, I don't think I've EVER seen a non-commercial building in Canada that has bars on the windows.

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starile 19

Canada must be absolutely wonderful for Jehova's witnesses and door-to-door salesmen.

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sanecatlady 13

Me too. I think my parents are crazy because they have a security system but never lock their door and when I come visit I have to not lock it out of habit or they flip out. It's not being paranoid, it's being smart!

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