Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 6:53am / Canada / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure
#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 1:01pm by allenalives
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Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.
#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 1:02pm by lilhellian
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