Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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allenalives 1
You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure
lilhellian 27
Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.
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Comments (179)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
What's funny is that if the genders had been reversed, and the guy had smacked the woman when she dumped him, all hell would break loose. I haven't gone through all the comments here so I hope to God that no one has said something along the lines of "suck it up she's just a girl" or "man up" etc. Abuse is abuse no matter who is doing it.
pradip 26
I've said something similar, go bury it.
johnny_derp 3
oh look, another what about teh menz idiot who thinks he is some kind of pioneer for men's rights. the only people bringing up gender are the ones screaming about "if the roles were reversed..."
Levvy 22
Sorry to disappoint you, but scroll down. We've got people claiming it must be his fault without even knowing how or why - just that it must be. Pradip: On my way.
Spectre529 12
Point and case
Quiet_one 22
WTH? How old is this girl, 12? Good job dumping her- sounds like it was overdue. I hope you weren't seriously hurt.
btz1231 3
if you were breaking up with her for being violent shouldn't you have seen something of the sort coming?
Fmlano 16
I bet that drove you nuts.
RedPillSucks 33
I think she drove OPs nuts through the back of his spine.
doglover100 29
At least you realized she's abusive. You are better without her.
laden_swallow09 35
Cutting your losses. Good for you, OP. And to reiterate what 12 said: never take her in if and when she comes crawling back to you.
SnowWolfDancer 4
that's assault. but well done for ending it! that takes courage! :) at least you're better off with out her
RooskieDusha 2
.... What is she? 12?!
crazytwinsmom 25
You probably could have seen that coming, since she's abusive, and blocked it.