By GirlishMan1883897 - United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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  seanders  |  10

I like your choice of gender for posting too.

Besides there's a good reason that men don't get periods. They'd all be comparing the size if their tampons.


Wow, most people on here can't read. OP is obviously either a bisexual or a lesbian. OP is not a man. And no, OP is not a guy that put their gender as a girl just so people wouldn't really think much of it, she really is a girl. There is such a thing as same sex relationships. People these days are very ignorant.

  Sdras  |  0

How do you know for certain? OP could be a man who accidentally clicked wrong.
Then again, OP could indeed be a woman. But then I don't really get why she would get upset by her girlfriend telling her OP is more of a girl than said girlfriend.
Unless ofcourse OP is transgender or transsexual and prefers to be seen as a man. We don't really get enough information from OP to decide on whether OP is a he or a she. So not really anything obvious about it for those who don't know OP in their daily lives.


Trupe, no this isn't a 'case closed'.

she could very well be a lesbo & was the 'man' in the relationship but ended up being too lipstick for her lipstick-lesbo girlfriend & the gf wanted more 'buck' than 'becky'... or OP is a man, but there is no way of knowing for sure unless OP told us what's really true.

  pasiphae9  |  5

#197, I think there are more personalities than just "pussies" and "dicks". I assume that a girl would like a guy who isn't a pussy, but isn't a dick either.

You know, a nice guy who has a backbone. They do exist, trust me, and are in high demand. Maybe you could aspire to be one someday?
Perhaps then you'd get some action, and wouldn't feel so bitter and misunderstood by the female race.

As for the OP, he was not acting like a woman, he was acting like a 5 year old. What kind of response is "I HATE YOU"? Kind of reminds me of Kevin and Perry.

  rileykins  |  0

98 you're obviously the one that can't read. notice that the username is "girlishMAN." next time you decide to call people ignorant, you might want to check yourself.


73, he seems ideal... a tender man who cares for you and does all these sweet things! what could be better, right...? it's actually really annoying, the man tends to be very clingy- from what I dealt with- and sometimes you just want a MAN and not a pussy. I'm surprised the OP's gf dealt with that for so long :)


98-too bad that makes no sense with this version of FML. "Oh no my girlfriend told me I'm like a girl when I am a girl and handed me a tampon for my vagina (which I have) to add insult to injury!" that makes no sense.

People aren't being ignorant, take a breather, sit the next few rounds out, relax and understand that everyone knows that people can be and are gay. You sound pretty ignorant, as you'd put it. I can go change my profile as well and say I'm male, when I'm not. Also, note his name "girlishman"...seems simple to understand.


137-I can't figure out where they put their junk in skinny jeans which automatically makes them unattractive. No bulges or anything...I guess if I wanted a guy with a vag or what appears to be a vag I'd like it. It will put the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again!!!!

  slinky0001  |  0

pure, wholesome prudish fun is boring. i'm not gonna lie, i know most women are so oversensitive i can't even hang out with them.
i guess im part of that 8% that doesnt want a woman in a mans body :)

  jearojas  |  4

dude this is now one of my favorite FMLs