Cary
United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
nerdgirlmickey
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Mount Laurel, United States
Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
dumped
Canada
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.
non_finisher 9
Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!
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non_finisher 9
Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!
howdmynosego 12
Does she sound like James earl Jones?
skeezle 0
The people who thumbed up 2s comment are all probably deep voiced females lol
12sp21 0
dr girlfriend?
ScaughtieHolden 11
If she sounds like James Earl Jones, tell her to say "Luke, I am your father" (if anyone got that joke)
madgrinchhatter 12
No, nobody got the joke. Because nobody has ever heard the second most quotable line in all of Star Wars
BrokenDreamer24 15
47-I got Holden's joke. Sure, I don't watch StarWars that much, but I grew up with it around me and I know most of the awesome quotes.
Plaasmaa 4
Not at all true. Scientifically, a girl having a lower voice would indicate she has lower levels of estrogen and higher amounts of testosterone. Girls with lower estrogen and higher testosterone have less womanly faces and bodies A.K.A they would be less attractive.
Zeppelin1969 5
Really? Because I always imagined girls with the deepest voices to be overweight Russian, Scandinavian, or Polish people named Helga. Just kidding I thought I might bring out some stereotypes for people to argue aboot.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Donna Pinciotti from That 70's Show was pretty and she had a super deep voice
kelissa_fml 16
I kinda have a deep voice. D: Well not like creepy deep but deeper than most girls...
Plaasmaa 4
Don't thumb me down just because you don't like the facts.
emmanizzer 6
Damn. And I was under the illusion that that turned men on. Well, now what I am I supposed to get men with? My personality? Bah!!
MiddleThumb 0
He was being sarcastic, smart one.
kimmy40000 0
BOOM
Cassiderp 9
Thank you 2, I feel better about myself now
Cassiderp 9
Well, there goes my self esteem. Again.
MayaTheBee_fml 10
What if I told you, that how your face and body looks, does not rely on the amount of oestrogen and testosterone, but on the genes you got fromm your mom and dad.
Cinis 13
My boyfriend made a comment in passing about how deep my voice was. Not sure if it was a good thing tho.
Buttsexpirate 9
I wouldn't worry about it till she starts going "Hey, hey, hey, it's Big Bertha." Otherwise it's kinda sexy.
WCARlover 35
"Hey hey hey it's Fat Albert" instantly came to mind after reading this haha
blink182AAR 6
So? Maybe you have a high voice.
IceeCreamm 7
Justin Bieber ?
uFayel 6
Justin Bieber has a low voice now though.
Nuclear_Ninja 6
Does she smoke? I remember hearing at school that if women continually smoke, their voice gets deeper
JurassicHole 5
"Dude looks like a lady..."
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It's okay, OP, I have a higher pitched voice than my boyfriend :D Oh, wait...
FarSide 23
You should not let it bother you. Now, if her nuts hang lower than yours, that's a different story...
Jovecove 13
Check if she have an adam's apple
icanhazblivions 1
the second?
chell1894 13
I can't tell if this is an fherlife or fhislife. It could be go either way
leadrunner751 3
is Selena's voice really that much higher?
Ecklcakes 15
Who the hell are you dating?
muzy 23
*all the* not alkaline.... alkaline ?how does one- never mind I'm not even going to ask...
Chaos187 6
Apparently a girl with a deeper voice than he does. Does anyone read properly anymore?
Ecklcakes 15
Did you perhaps reply to the wrong comment?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I believe he's dating Selena Gomez still.
NippsSlipps 10
What's wrong if a girl has a deeper voice than a guy? Does that automatically her weird? No. Be happy with what you got.
NippsSlipps 10
*Automatically make her weird....damn ipods -.-
keepingitnasty 15
Is her dick larger too?
Sexyhotanna 8
it's a girl, dumbass.
frankothetanko 0
whoa there, I think someone has penis envy^^
muzy 23
do voice deepening exercises like batman. problem solved. *adjusts voice* "where were the other drugs going? do i look like a cop?"
perdix 31
Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.
noobcake111 2
I knew someone was gunna say that lol.
silentbutfunny 0
Perdix, you are my hero.
KiddNYC1O 22
^ Seriously. Freaking ass kissers...
perdix 31
Come on! Someone wants to give me a compliment, you don't have to jump all over them.
Chad_the_Brony 0
FUUUUUUUU- You beat me to it!
thatoneitalian 3
Why ya gotta beat me to it? :/ I was about to type that..
muzy 23
wtf? why were alkaline the comments deleted?
MineIsBigger 5
or have her say "i'm calling from inside the house"