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Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28334) - you deserved it (4181)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

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Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"

#4 - On 11/20/2011 at 10:25am by Bebbo

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It's time for him to come out.

#5 - On 11/20/2011 at 10:26am by MegaTroller

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