By Phil - 01/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen

Today, my landlord called me to complain about me and my fiancée having sex too loudly every Friday night. Every Friday night I work the night shift. FML
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It's the easy choice to say break off the engagement. What I say is that you call in sick one Friday (or take a personal day) without telling your fiance. Leave home like you're going to work, yet come back within an hour or so and quietly watch your building to see who goes in or out. If you suspect the cheater is there, get a camera, and record video evidence of who the guy is. This is in case your fiance turns out to be a real ***ch and tries to turn people against you and say you're lying or having cold feet or whatever. Because someone who is cheating typically doesn't care enough about the feelings of the other person well, not to. Feel free to show the recording to any of her relatives or friends that doubt you. Cheaters shouldn't prosper, and don't rely on anyone else to be the instrument of karma when you can do so yourself.

Well, guess it's time to break off the engagement.

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Time to take Friday off & make some new noise!

Well, guess it's time to break off the engagement.

Looks like you’re not the only one workin’ the night shift, if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink ;)

It's the easy choice to say break off the engagement. What I say is that you call in sick one Friday (or take a personal day) without telling your fiance. Leave home like you're going to work, yet come back within an hour or so and quietly watch your building to see who goes in or out. If you suspect the cheater is there, get a camera, and record video evidence of who the guy is. This is in case your fiance turns out to be a real ***ch and tries to turn people against you and say you're lying or having cold feet or whatever. Because someone who is cheating typically doesn't care enough about the feelings of the other person well, not to. Feel free to show the recording to any of her relatives or friends that doubt you. Cheaters shouldn't prosper, and don't rely on anyone else to be the instrument of karma when you can do so yourself.

Yeah, showing around footage of random people entering and leaving a building totally improves your reputation. At least your reputation as a creep.

Lobby_Bee 17

I would take a Friday night shift off and try to catch him in the act before doing anything irrational. The landlord could very well have made a mistake and it was the wrong apartment that is having sex loudly.

I think you should send your soon to be mother inlaw over there for a surprise visit and then you read her reaction , you'll know for sure what up !!!

Maybe that’s just some high volume ****