Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
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shybear15 0
And you couldn't feel it slip off??? 0_o
cmack11 0
Lucky guys
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Comments (363)
67gtojake 7
Very hit pix plz
StMolotov 0
That suck
shybear15 0
And you couldn't feel it slip off??? 0_o
NastyNinja31 0
U put on a show
CryMoreFMLs 15
You would figure that, but if it was too loose to begin with then I don't know.
MagicGiraffe 12
That's prolly exactly what the guys wanted so good job :D
YacL 15
What a fail, what a sexy, sexy fail.
currychicken 4
pics or it didn't happen
chuckychan 8
10/10
lackofhobby 2
I wish I was ther...
FarSide 23
YDI for sporting a bush jungle.
CattyPurry 0
let's just all hope you got a bikini wax.. :P
Keyman1212 14
As a guy, I'd much rather that your top would have come off, not your bottom.
NastyNinja31 0
54 is not much of a guy
wintamint101 7
bet that got their attention
jonan1212 5
did u have mr.krabs?
KiddNYC1O 22
54- Would "**** or gtfo" have killed ya?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
wow we know that 54 is retarded to want boobs instead of ******...under achiever >_>
Jvr91 8
or your a over achiever
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
104 you put AN in front of a word that starts with a vowel. Stupid people... Its all George Bush's fault for the dumb idiots who occupy America...
devilcb 5
At 93 I think that makes him an over achiever :p
2ndSucks 15
The guys weren't actually getting ******, they were only seeing it... So I'm guessing 54 means he would prefer SEEING boobs, as vag really isn't much to look at.
prince122 0
123-yours is so hairy!!!!
LordGoober 13
78- They do.
Yournamehere42 7
118- If you're going to be such a strict grammar Nazi, make sure your own comment is free of mistakes. Also, I'm pretty sure Bush didn't birth all American idiots. They were there before he was in office, and they're there now just like the idiots of other nationalities in their own respective countries. Idiots aren't localized in America. They are everywhere. They always have been, and they always will be.
starsfan_9 7
of course not, op was in the zone for this one
Thatcow 5
Wow... I bet that was a head turner depending on how you look
Eaglestrike117 29
You accomplished your goal.
fishboy112 0
Hey guess what! **** you
My_Name_Is_ 5
Now thats what i call being sexy. I know for sure you got their attention ;)
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
Of course because he was in charge of the birth rates or better yet the knowledge of America while he was in office…… oh wait no he wasn't so your comment was the one that made 0 sense. Get some common sense before you go around correcting others.
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
That was to 118 btw
Keyman1212 14
As guys, we rate girls on their racks, not on how the poon is lookin'.
leezach 7
They most definitely do.
Shann13 3
Haha poor dear, she was just practicing her stripping skills for later on in life.
Sithis23 0
How and why do you find the time to write over 500 comments #37?
MasonicFuture 2
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supernerd352 7
I like boobs more than vag. And im a woman >.
supernerd352 7
118 "dumb idiots" is a double standard. You only had to say idiots. Moron
number0 8
247, your second sentence is redundant. Moron...
qwertypoper 0
**** stole. My picture!
slynoble32 11
78- wtf is that suppose to mean asshole. And yea our girls do shave
Reks360 2
dude chill common mistake that guy made o.o
Yournamehere42 7
198- Congratulations, you just restated exactly what I said because you failed to understand it the first time. Try getting things straight before you go calling me out. And 247- I didn't say dumb idiots. That was the person I replied to.
slinginmac14 0
This nigas talkin about racks while his girlfriend in the pic is rack-less
ultra_notorious 26
you must be exposed to the nasty ******* with roast beef curtains. i feel bad for you. i usually end up with primo 7+ *******
ITIvRAPTORvITI 0
what if you've never seen both, and wanted to compare??
androiddestroya 7
quit bitching. 198 called out 118 just like you did :P
androiddestroya 7
hey!! guess what! **** you too :D
androiddestroya 7
godammit this was for 271
heyygirl14 2
sometimes you can't
likasumboooodi 0
just shut up
karinaprism9 4
touche :)
sema_fml 0
**** yea adtr
sema_fml 0
that was @2ndsucks
maryjayy3 0
oh my god. make sure to keep bathing suits really tight
audiofreak95 0
idk where you get your info but they do and thank god they do..
wikkedphuka 0
hell yea us texas girlz r hot!!
marti1497 10
How do you know it was a bush...?
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
#130 your profile is the rev :(
elisolauren 0
haha lol
cmack11 0
Lucky guys
riceicle1 6
Or unlucky if she's fat and Fugly
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Or the Jersey Shore :D
hethomas27 0
Amen to that!
CyonideCyns 0
Or Harold and Kumar escape guantanimo bay -bottomless parties-
Nick_1993 2
16 would watch ****.. try and get some
socialdisease 1
I love how your supposedly smartass comment made you look like a total douche. I don't watch ****, sorry if that gives me more class. :l
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
Not to but in the conversation but yeah it's obvious from his profile picture lol.
bichtygurl 0
Ewww
MagicGiraffe 12
the NFC rule: No Fat/Fugly Chicks
itsgen 16
haha my thoughts exactly #15
omgcookeys 15
I think the "blitz" had just left. how I met your mother reference :)
Slim2306 10
94 - that would have been an awesome reference... If you didn't think it was so bad that you had to point it out yourself. Kudos for trying. Better luck next time :P
starsfan_9 7
op should pretend it was on purpose and take her top off too...giggity giggity goo
baseball6917 8
well I bet you achieved your goal in trying to look sexy to them
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Pics or it didn't happen!! ;P
idontcare8l 3
15 - awesome pic
kkaymichelle 4
Except if she was fat and fugly then why would she WANT to show off her body?
silversti 0
haha
WeemanIsBack 3
Today, my buddies and I went to a beach. It would've been a great day if it wasn't for the Lochness monster appearing out if no where showing us its cooch. FOL
wheel4deal 5
Well they got more than they came for.
Reks360 2
she culd be arrested for public nudity no matter how sexy it was lol
sexyshit44 0
Pic or it didn't happen
wolflover44 5
Well you probably got their attention.
genesisnirvana 11
She's too sexy for her bikini bottom
knights95 9
I'm too sexy for this post.
flockz 20
I'm to sexy for my- (phone explodes)
LittleMonsterSam 5
flockz comments never fail
LittleMonsterSam 5
flockz comments never fail
hoodasswhitekid 0
yours do
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
*shakes fist in air* stupid double posts. Or is that IPods...
LittleMonsterSam 5
ipods
commietaco 0
I'm too sexy for my -(girlfriend explodes)
welandedonthemoo 5
Lol
nikdey 1
lucky for them I guess
EffinToofer 3
Dirty bit!
TheMasticater 9
Well I guess you did what you were going for...
Crncj 0
if op shaves then they are lucky
UsernameUnknown 7
I wish I was there
heyhihello95 12
Well, it could have been worse.
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Lol wow I would have made sure they didn't first:P jk maybe yu need tighter bikini bottoms or sumim
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
^something
JakeLee 6
you might want to correct your face first.. and then worry about correcting your grammar
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
LOL Jake xD
hazardoussmiles9 22
79, don't correct her grammar! According to her profile, it makes her very 'made'.
prince122 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Lol you guys are funny!!! (not sarcastic) That you for complimenting my face and also I can make whatever face I want! So maybe you guys should stop acting like a baby just because my comments made you mad
oldpplburnin 0
you got a mustache:#) < like that
oldpplburnin 0
you look like Sid the sloth
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Yup;) and I'm proud!
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Why does everybody always have something to say? Okay back off you obviously have nothing ebetter to d so shutup;)
12em12 1
Maybe people are on FML because they're bored. Also, seems like you have nothing better to do either.
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Lol I meant hating on my face :P
12em12 1
You will never learn to shut your mouth.
SadinSherman 16
Maybe she recently lost a lot of weight
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
...Nice profile pic...
whatgoescomes 5
hahaha that was so funny
bichtygurl 0
why r all of yu such assholes? leave her alone like come on really? who the **** does that yall r just insecure yurselves so yu make a point of picking on others it's honestly sad nd I'd like To point out none of y'all have yalls pic on there do yu no so y'all can go **** yurselves nd pick on someone else
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Daisyluvr1029 may have made some annoying grammar mistakes, but that doesn't give you the right to insult her appearance. Being made fun of like that can really affect someone, especially a teenage girl.
fuckyalol 0
-215, ur name is right
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Thank you and I didn't even mean to upset them I always get picked on by my appearance but i don't care anymore that was because if autocorrect and thank you everyone who didn't say anything mean this all could count as cyberbully I'm perfect and unique and beautiful in every way!
mintcar 10
79, you're a jackass. That was a low blow. Insulting the appearance of a ******* 12 year old.
fatraptorjesus13 9
215 good job on the choice of user name...but people would appreciate it if you didn't make it true
bichtygurl 0
-220 damn right born nd raised to be a bitch when others r bitches to people 1st;)
bichtygurl 0
sorry if I get crud nd rude but I can't stand for people to pick on other people it's makes me pretty pissed obviously so yea
fatraptorjesus13 9
judging by your attitude, lack of
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
What does it mean when it says "comment moderated"??
Sirin_fml 47
It means the people picking a fight with you were idiots and are now gone.
mintcar 10
It means they're a douche.