By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster

Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 103
You deserved it 2 794

RHChiliPeppers tells us more.

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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Aloe Vera is your friend.

Ah the joy of the outdoors.


Ah the joy of the outdoors.

Nature, gotta love it

This is why there are video games about nature my friend... JK. At least you actually went OUTSIDE

You shouldn't be scratching the poison oak anyway! Now you just have incentive not to lol

Aloe Vera is your friend.

Or calamine lotion for the rash and antihistamines for the stings. The antihistamines will really help calm down the irritation you're feeling from both reactions because they're both slightly allergic reactions.

Dude just stay inside like why do you keep going back out there its not worth it

How do you know OP keeps going outside? Lol

yeh gosh stay inside play minecraft, watch tv, eat, sleep don't breathe fresh air that will hurt your lungs and don't even get me started about sunlight gosh what pain

Sunlight is the enemy

#7 because the FML says "today, on a nature hike". And I'm not sure how one gets poison oak without going outside in the first place

Add me on PS3 to play minecraft. Username is Kibster9

That's why I stay inside. At least you were outside, though.

You might want to go to the hospital..

Aloe vera!

Appeal some honey on the rash this will ease the itch and prevent infections. I hope you can get some in a nearby town.

Yea but then it might attract bees or bears, and with OP's luck that just might happen

"Damn nature! You scary!"

I meant to upvote this. Stupid touch screens.

Please tell me what this is from again, my nephew says this all the time. I want to say Dave Chappelle for some reason..

You shouldn't scratch anyway, you'll spread it.