Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
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nanny1010
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Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
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stormer461
| 13
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
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nanny1010
| 12
Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
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nanny1010
| 12
*hard
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airforce987
| 20
I kind of like hat work better. O.o
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Latissimus
| 3
Or maybe she knows that OP is going to give up within the next week. Fatties gonna fat
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HairyPunisher
| 27
Latissimus, what does "Fatties gonna fat" mean?
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Latissimus
| 3
Same thing as haters gonna hate, or potatoes gonna potate
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skoob1
| 12
I can't say that I've ever heard of that potato reference...
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HairyPunisher
| 27
I've heard "Haters gonna hate" and "Potatoes gonna potate." but they rhyme. "Fat" doesn't rhyme with "ate." Bad joke. No offense.
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therealslim
| 15
Fatties gonna fat? That is completely shit, sorry mate.
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Latissimus
| 3
Im not even the one who came up with it, dont get mad at me kids.
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Duladian
| 19
You may not have come up with the crap joke, but you are still using it so therefor its still your fault.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
OP: Okay, just this one last time.
Next day*
Mom: Alright where'd all the sweets go?
Next day*
Mom: Alright where'd all the sweets go?
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MrLibya
| 2
Watch it be a trick! Your mom is good at testing you to the limits ;D
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pxndiieinsanity
| 6
Troll mom detected.
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BeachBoi_Alex
| 7
What a bitch.
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stormer461
| 13
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Does that mean he lives in a candy house?
Lucky bastard.
Lucky bastard.
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girlwithmoodeyes
| 0
36- if so, that might be why hes going on the diet.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
^I wouldn't be dieting. I'd say "fuck it" then go for the gummy bears.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
Maybe its a test to see if you are actually going to go through with it.
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soccergurrll
| 8
Wow. Guess she was testing how committed you are to the diet!! Stay strong!!(:
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himynameischeese
| 6
What doesn't kill you makes u stronger! Keep that always in mind!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Resist! You must resist! Time to test the famous willpower of the female mind.
Just don't think of the warm, cookies just oozing molten chocolate.
Just don't think of the warm, cookies just oozing molten chocolate.
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pokefan813
| 16
Famous amous heated up? *drools*
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Hylia_fml
| 6
MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION.... O_O
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KrazieKleo
| 13
:| replied to this FML while I was watching a show on National Geographic called Taboo and it was about obesity and how it's becoming inevitable as were surrounded by food. Hopefully it works for you OP.
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MonkeyRiot13
| 3
I think this FML is missing a know...
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colts609380
| 7
Sounds like something my mom would do
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Peekaboo101
| 0
Will power(:
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Marcella1016
| 31
Sounds like you're starting your diet tomorrow :)