Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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Understanding

By nothanks - 22/08/2010 13:42 - United States

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

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Missing the point 101

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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You deserved it 192

Care and sympathy

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 18:19 - United States - El Paso

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

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But… What about my Cranberry sauce?

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML

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You deserved it 124

By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 15:02 - United States

Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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nanny1010 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

stormer461 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

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nanny1010 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!

nanny1010 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:23

*hard

airforce987 20

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:27

I kind of like hat work better. O.o

Latissimus 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:27

Or maybe she knows that OP is going to give up within the next week. Fatties gonna fat

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:31

Latissimus, what does "Fatties gonna fat" mean?

Latissimus 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:32

Same thing as haters gonna hate, or potatoes gonna potate

skoob1 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:37

I can't say that I've ever heard of that potato reference...

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:40

I've heard "Haters gonna hate" and "Potatoes gonna potate." but they rhyme. "Fat" doesn't rhyme with "ate." Bad joke. No offense.

therealslim 15

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:46

Fatties gonna fat? That is completely shit, sorry mate.

Latissimus 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:53

Im not even the one who came up with it, dont get mad at me kids.

Duladian 19

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:57

You may not have come up with the crap joke, but you are still using it so therefor its still your fault.

tennisrapper1 14

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:01

OP: Okay, just this one last time. Next day* Mom: Alright where'd all the sweets go?

MrLibya 2

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:08

Watch it be a trick! Your mom is good at testing you to the limits ;D

pxndiieinsanity 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:49

Troll mom detected.

BeachBoi_Alex 7

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:12

What a bitch.

stormer461 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.

Skittlepickle 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:36

Does that mean he lives in a candy house? Lucky bastard.

girlwithmoodeyes 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 0:24

36- if so, that might be why hes going on the diet.

Skittlepickle 13

Thursday 7 June 2012 0:38

^I wouldn't be dieting. I'd say "**** it" then go for the gummy bears.

SuperKnuckels 6

Thursday 7 June 2012 2:35

Maybe its a test to see if you are actually going to go through with it.

soccergurrll 8

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

Wow. Guess she was testing how committed you are to the diet!! Stay strong!!(:

himynameischeese 6

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:25

What doesn't kill you makes u stronger! Keep that always in mind!

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:21

Resist! You must resist! Time to test the famous willpower of the female mind. Just don't think of the warm, cookies just oozing molten chocolate.

pokefan813 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:09

Famous amous heated up? *drools*

Hylia_fml 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:24

MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION.... O_O

KrazieKleo 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:25

:| replied to this FML while I was watching a show on National Geographic called Taboo and it was about obesity and how it's becoming inevitable as were surrounded by food. Hopefully it works for you OP.