•
•
•

whatgoescomes

0

0

5

27

1755

6

Lombardo, Michigan

Whatgoescomes

Nm

Whatgoescomes -

Whatgoescomes -

Whatgoescomes

lovers5201

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

jubejube23...

kirstyfunn...

lemurswag

shupwhup

jags_beast

yogbeer

ipickedup

facelick

nathan1619...

xMrsCarlil...

Whatgoescomes

Whatgoescomes

Mixing it up

Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

23 859

48 935

This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

33 430

2 536

Eric Moore - 25/09/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

43 629

3 963

southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

41 986

10 674

Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

14 934

48 832