Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
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shybear15 0
And you couldn't feel it slip off??? 0_o
cmack11 0
Lucky guys
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Comments (363)
12em12 1
Wow! Must have made those guys day!
SLC_grumpypants 5
It would have made mine for sure.
bichtygurl 0
13- I don't like yu
12em12 1
Ok then.
Taurusbaybe 8
Over achiever!
socialdisease 1
Sounds like something from a porno.
KiddNYC1O 22
So does that sign lol.
rmeyer6 0
makes you wish they weren't looking at you
facilitator 0
proof there are only two forces in this world, karma and irony. karma gave it, irony made it funny as hell
facilitator 0
proof there are only two forces in this world, karma and irony. karma gave it, irony made it funny as hell
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What about gravity?
tigerlilypop 7
penguins scare me!
socialdisease 1
and how is this relevant to this fml??
unluckiestperson_fml 14
As long as you were *ahem* well groomed, coulda been worse
AyeeArieel 5
U didnt feel the breeze between ur knees?
teh_uber_muffin 3
breeze underwater? I think you mean torrent.
F0xyTurtle 8
My name is Ariel! :o
iEatGuppies 0
what makes you think someone gives a ****?^
GTRspecV 0
61- I think you meant current
TheNewGuy03 29
i think 109 is trying to tell us that she's actually the little mermaid.
ReptarSwag 4
porno anyone?
mroopanram 0
yea...... sure
OneBigMessUp 5
You should wear a bikini that fits properly next time.
bichtygurl 0
23- No shit really? do yu have another great ideas? or is yur brain hard wired to state the obvious say something witty not something that everyone else will say
BurnDownTheDawn 11
209, and your brain is apparently hard wired to sound and spell like an illiterate ten year old.
CryMoreFMLs 15
She's actually 15, if you read her profile. Totally not pedo or nothing. -innocent whistling-
captinsmith0225 6
why it makes life interesting
Cyrus00 41
If it ain't tight, it ain't right.
indistructo 3
how come I nvr get to see these things -_-
thegr8destroyer 0
It's because you don't live in Massachusetts. That's where this kind of shit happens. Lol
thegr8destroyer 0
It's because you don't live in Massachusetts. That's where this kind of shit happens. Lol
thegr8destroyer 0
It's because you don't live in Massachusetts. That's where this kind of shit happens. Lol
DeadxManxWalking 27
I live in Mass and this shit doesn't go by me
KiddNYC1O 22
I saw a nip slip at Jones beach today. Big knockers too.
KattyT 9
perv much
KiddNYC1O 22
Perv would be if I wanted to suck 'em. Oh, wait...
AyeeArieel 5
haha nicee;)
bichtygurl 0
I don't like yu
dancerNsinger4li 0
Nobody gives a damn! I am so sick of your dumb ass comments toward people you don't even know. Do everyone a favor and grow the **** up.