By theDiva - 21/01/2009 11:22 - Malta

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Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 875
You deserved it 2 152

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She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

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She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

pull out and eat out!

You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

she prob just didn't have enough and that made it the right amount

Obviously some where in Europe..

The comment was posted from Malta, so presumably there. And I know that in the Czech Republic the cheapest, ones that aren't completely terrible quality go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of about 1.2 euros. Most simple (meaning not flavored) packs cost less than 2 euros..

#5 lol maybe she was just a couple short

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that sucks though. sorry dude

In the Czech Republic the cheapest, yet not absolutely terrible quality ones go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of just over 1 euro. Most simple acks cost less than 2 euros..

*packs, and sorry, that was meant for the comment above me. But since I'm already replying to #29: Oh, the joy of laughing at other peoples' misery.. Schadenfreude at its finest ;)

Haha I can get condoms for free here.

You should steal some of her condoms and barter them for food.

Time to ask for an allowance

no baby > no lunch

There's always abstinence! It's 100% effective. This way he'd get his lunch and she won't get pregnant xD It's called sacrifice. Plus, she shouldn't have stolen the money in the 1st place.

oh my god, that sucks so bad....its just NOT nice to know when your mother is getting laid but coudent you just bring food from home?

Stab all the pins with cross shaped pins and leave a note saying how you love her.

haha... that sux... FYL. :-/