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Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the only thing that came out of his mind was, “Seriously, even my boobs are bigger than yours.” FML

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Tell him that even your clit is bigger than his dick.

don't be that harsh on him, he already has too much on his chest.

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Tell him that even your clit is bigger than his dick.

Plot twist: OP is also male.

Lock your door next time.

Why did this get so many downvotes??? Maybe OP shares a room with them.

Lol U get down vote too

lol same as you. Oh wait maybe I'm next

I'm not sure if you have small boobs, or he has big boobs for a man.

don't be that harsh on him, he already has too much on his chest.

As a fellow member of the ittybittytittycommittee just remember the bigger the are the lower they'll sag in the future, as well as the additional back pain we don't have to deal with.

Gross AND depressing. Fyl OP. My condolences.

Your roommate is a fkn creeper!!

why does a male have boobs? tell him to cut down on the twinkles.

I would simply give up the thought of trying on your bra, and instead attempt to get you out of the bra.

Tell him "at least I am not fat"