Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
Look's like he scared you pissless.
KattAlex 4
I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.
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Comments (406)
Tristyxxx 24
damn D: lol fyl
ColdplaySucks 18
I wonder what that movie did to other people.
genesisnirvana 11
that must have been a sight to see.
JesusFishTaco 5
I'm trying to imagine the layout of this person's bathroom where they could run away from the person doing the scaring and still be able to get out. Does this bathroom have two doors?
urdirtyolduncle 15
A trap door, perhaps? For when things get too shitty.
YFDIOP 0
wow, he scared the piss out of you
kaylaaa1312 3
I'm watching that movie right now with my boyfriend! D:
McFail_fml 4
Homemade Slip-n-Slide!
slyace 9
Damn beat me to it
sneek_fml 1
hahaha he sounds like a funny mother ****** hahaha
chuckychan 8
sounds like a personal problem
heilheather 7
I like how number 2s pic is Courage the Cowardly Dog, how fitting for this FML
2ndSucks 15
Lmao, I just watched insidious last night. This fml needs a video to go with it cause it sounds hysterical.
enonymous 9
This is why I have a piss boy that follows me around everywhere I go with a bucket.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Thats hottt ;)
YacL 15
Whenever I watch a scary movie, I'm usually paranoid a few days after, but Insidious was especially bad. It was a good movie though.
_imipurpleninja_ 0
my bad i mossread you said they dont JUST i thought you said they dont. sorry lol
instnt1nfction 17
I like the part of the movie where they were playing the tiptoe to the window song and the demon was trying out the lady's clothes
choose8 0
They may have hid in the shower.ln my bathroom that would work perfect because the toilets next to the shower. Hopefully my little siblings dont get any ideas xD
choose8 0
They may have hid in the shower.ln my bathroom that would work perfect because the toilets next to the shower. Hopefully my little siblings dont get any ideas xD
john494 4
Maybe he was in the shower...
The_Weirdo 10
Was he dressed like the 'darth maul'ish demon?
Tristyxxx 24
haha my pic does go this FML :) exactly what I was thinking though with the dude in the shower.
dancebgdance 0
haha I watched this with my boyfriend. to make matters worse he had watched it before so he laughed whenever I jumped to it. plus his name was Josh lol
HowAreYouToday 34
RANDOM INTERJECTION INSERT HERE!
Tristyxxx 24
love it
HowAreYouToday 34
How dare you love "it"?! He's mine, you jerk!
paintingxflowers 8
Love your picture (:
HowAreYouToday 34
mine? or courage the cowardly dog's?
HowAreYouToday 34
...
HowAreYouToday 34
dude! enough with the "shit" jokes! NOT COOL!
emyxii 4
My friends bathroom has two doors in her bathroom. One leading to her room, and one heading to the hallway. He could have been hiding in the shower though D:
ImFrackinBored 13
should've aimed at him
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Why does everyone think this movie was scary? There was too much hype. "Scariest movie ever." What a joke. I really enjoyed the part when that little ghost boy was doing a jig though; that was the only good part in the movie. Oh, and I liked the cute baby...
AunteyN 4
Better not use the toilet anytime soon.
darseidia 0
haha
dolphincheddar 10
278. I'm pretty sure it's not the easiest thing in the world to aim your vaginal excretions at someone.
HowAreYouToday 34
umm... that's a nice thing to think about o_O
MrFlintstone 5
(boyfriend in the shower) minute 1: this is gonna be some funny shit minute 10: kinda gettin bored in here minute 15: dammit take a piss all ready
LittleMissOopsy 0
when I saw this movie there was a man who started crying. I got a lot of weird looks for laughing during the whole thing (I thought the movie was adorable) but one of my friends was crying by the end of it and beat me up with her bag for being "so insane" that I thought it was a funny movie
fckdupzf 0
yes, it wasn't that scary
sieera00 8
yea it's more suspenseful than scary but some parts are scary
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
This is the only FML that has actually made me laugh out loud! [can't say lol, because tha has literally no meaning nowadays!]
Iamnotmyself 17
Look's like he scared you pissless.
Eiregal 7
what the hell is in your picture?
Iamnotmyself 17
-41 My God, Lord and Savior. The reincarnation of Mr. Grinch. If you want to talk message me I'll respond later.
BShady96 0
if she was pissless there wouldnt have been a problem :p
Iamnotmyself 17
-56 Well if you want to be literal, he did because she pissed out all of her urine.
lalala2589 0
41 - It's a baby blue ringed octopus:p
Jakaroo 0
it's a small/baby octopus on a thumb.
stepherly 5
A sexy 'ol octopus.
Jakaroo 0
Uhhh.....yeah,sexy.Not weird at all.
Iamnotmyself 17
-133 Trust me when you see his full power, you'll think he is
yazmi_09 3
I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade
Jakaroo 0
Lmfao!
agaba 0
ZING!
futtbuck101 1
well that's a shitty situ- oh wait..
HowAreYouToday 34
FUDGALICIOUS!
iLoveBoobies21 0
86- captain obvious strikes again!
jonmansheppard 9
You said it wrong. It's supposed to be Scared the piss out of her
BBGxBlondie 6
I rate your comment one thumb-up-with-a-tiny-octopus!!
Iamnotmyself 17
-319 Just shut up, I didn't say it wrong.
jw450 0
at least he didn't scare the sh*t outta you..
ImFrackinBored 13
I'd be pissed...
amaxinglysexii 0
i dont kno how her boyfriend couldve scared her. insidious was hilarious. especially the end.
pasiphae9 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What a shitty situation.
alpaquette91 9
no what a wet situation
NitroTonicsFML 4
No...just no.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Um..
Awesome_Guy2468 0
she peed retard
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you missed it by a mile just don't try to reply.
Iamnotmyself 17
-4 I heard flockz shit his pants again.
EspeonEve 1
It's actually a very pissy situation
ilikeapplejuice 7
everyone should just stop saying "shitty situation" altogether it's not funny anymore
stepherly 5
I think it's still hilarious.
alpaquette91 9
I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..
alpaquette91 9
I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..
ilikeapplejuice 7
110 - not you, i meant the commenter
alpaquette91 9
my mistake :/
goaliemkl123 8
96- you sir are wrong. it wasn't funny ever.
GTRspecV 0
39- only by about half an inch actually
HowAreYouToday 34
how about we just agree that it could have been diarrhea?
knocking 0
It's bad enough that people waaayyy overuse that when the FML actually deals with shit. Using it on an FML that doesn't include shit in it just makes it ten times worse. There should be a ban on even using that phrase.
HowAreYouToday 34
Bravo, Mr. NoSenseOfHumor! Bravo!
NaranjaLime 1
Don't you mean PISSY situation?
da_cookie_monsta 1
Hey, ever think it wasn't supposed to be a pun? No? Didn't think so.
skinnybinnybitch 0
who cares what he says?
marleybarley 0
haha nice
TheFamilyGuy 0
Atleast she can't say he's never made her wet before >_>
mynameis1339 0
Yeah, Seems like OP had the door open while she was peeing
null_fml 11
For what it's worth, I think he was right.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
same xDDD she prolly left a trail of pee, if it had been a monster it woulda followed the trail and bitten her head :3
KattAlex 4
I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.
SydneyG 0
^^^^ lmfao me too!!
giggity29 0
i picture her running like docor zoidberg haha
Glitterhinoceros 14
Don't act like you wouldn't do the same.
howslife123 0
I imagine her waddling with her pants around her ankles xD
redsoxgurl 0
haha sooo true. I'm adding this to my favorites for when I need a laugh haha
howslife123 0
well punching the scary things Is for brave people, MY instinct is to drop into the fettle position and rock back and forth with my eyes closed
jambrose73 0
That is a scary movie that little bastard and his freaky ass song haunt me in my dreams.
yomommma 6
Loved It.
Iamnotmyself 17
Really I thought it was a comedy about a kid going through puberty, seemed accurate.
kookookatchu 0
meeeeee too.... the singing in the window... the worst
lalala2589 0
Lol, I watched this with my 10 year old brother and he was terrified. Being the terrific person I am, while he was asleep I went outside his room, played tip toe through the tulips and started dancing. His face was priceless(:
Aerious 0
The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.
Aerious 0
The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.
icyfire617 10
98: that's so mean!! a 10 year old shouldnt've watched that movie.
pshep 0
the tip toe song lol
Bobissmall 13
My 13 y/o sister watched it and told me it wasn't scary so =/
lalala2589 0
121: I 100% agree, but there's not much you can do about it when the annoying little shit won't leave your room because he wants to watch it so bad. His own fault, he's gotta learn sometime.
rebekahah 7
lol I loved that movie! My friends were like freaking out, but I just kinda sat there like "meh"
mk58 31
That must have been fun to clean up.
OakChair 14
(S)he should make HIM clean it up. Not her fault she was scared ... pee-less? ... enough to go running down the hall mid-peeing.
loopsy_fml 14
24- that's exactly what I was thinking!
jaff23 11
LMFAO
Ballerinagirl_77 0
Best fml EVER!!!!!! the mental image for this just About made me pee down a hallway laughing haha
Chicka91961 0
agreed lol
Heliol 8
I had to favorite it because it was just too hilarious.