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TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

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Look's like he scared you pissless.

#3 - On 07/21/2011 at 8:26pm by Iamnotmyself

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I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

#9 - On 07/21/2011 at 8:27pm by KattAlex

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