By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Equinox987 0

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

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The_Batman 0

batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

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Equinox987 0

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

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americayay 0

Thank you number 1. This was just weird and there were so many other options.

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DuDMadness 0

his cat got defensive becuz the litter box is his territory and u started marking it with piss so there a fight for sure lmao

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heyitsdiamond 5

what type of idiot are you peeing in litter box's go ask a neighbor but jeez in the cat litter box

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caancoha 0

What's wrong with that? It's creative, and it won't mess with the plumbing. I applaud you, OP. Fuxk your life for your battle wounds and most likely endless taunts and teasing by your boyfriend.

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Leptailurus 0

What's wrong with this is that cat litter is good for CAT urine, which is of different composition and more concentrated than human urine, so that's how the litter clumps. Human litter will flood the litterbox, given that if you "really had to pee" it was probably a lot (certainly a LOT more than even a large box of litter is even supposed to hold), it probably will not clump, and will alter the smell of the box itself (if it is a plastic box, which 99% of litterboxes are) and probably cause the cat to avoid it. OP, if you're in a rural area: go pee in the bushes; if you were in a populated area: ask a neighbor, they will understand I'm sure. Peeing in your boyfriend's cat's litterbox? In what universe is that a good idea?!?

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randomdude1234 0

Actually human pee makes the litter rock hard. Check your facts

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

#18 is full of it. Human pee fits in a litterbox just fine and will clump as well as a cat's one.

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swimmer14 0

.....how do you know so much about pee?

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curryndricegirll 0

it doesn't matter what human pee does. we all know that animals pee on stuff to mark their territory. the cat got defensive, because it looked like you were marking it's territory.

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WeirdBear 0

When did OP ever say it was clumping litter?

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hellokittywhore 0

i agree with #2 and 3 lol but yeah I applad you i certainly never would have thought of that!!! you gotta do what you gotta do, no matter what if you gotta pee your going to do it she has more dignity then to pee outside but just a little bit.LMFAO

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angreen21 0

I think the question should be WHY do you know so much about pee?

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smart16314 0

what the **** are you talking about? litter absorbs moisture and clumps. it would react the same to water as it would to piss. and it's called washing the ******* box, you dweeb. there is so much dumb in your comment it overwhelms me. don't mate.

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cryssycakesx3 22

pee in the bathtub!

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caancoha 0

What's wrong with that? It's creative, and it won't mess with the plumbing. I applaud you, OP. Fuxk your life for your battle wounds and most likely endless taunts and teasing by your boyfriend.

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sulitak 27

what's wrong with that? oh gee... maybe that the litter box isn't made for humans. disgusting

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onlysoph 0

Think of your boyfriend, who probably has to clean that out if you weren't going to. Should have just asked the neighbours. Why is your boyfriend living at his house when his plumbing isn't working? I assume he is if his cat's litterbox is there.

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smart16314 0

shit happens? you've never had the plumber over to fix something? what do you think plumbers are for? ****?

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Slackness 10

Superb, I will remember this for the rest of my life. Good Show!

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