fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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kittykat1497 7
well that's ok arm wrestling is more about strategy than strength
n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
Juanereto1 0
No it ain't
OceanBreathesSal 5
go back to playing chess please.
codyjeffers97 0
how does that happen?
KingGeorgeGal 12
Well, tell him the truth? You shouldn't make him think he actually won.
airforce987 20
*sarcastic comment feels misunderstood* :(
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Maybe he was goin easy on u?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
And it's really about both. I've never played a game that was pure strength. it's long controlled bursts of strength, to tire the other guy out. so in the end it's both :P
JellyRollz202 0
Y wud u do dat u so DAYUMnn silly u gotta smack da lil hoe upside has head cuz dat so dayumn silly YA KNOW WHA IM SAYINN
mk58 31
46, no I don't know what you're saying.
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
JonaDona 2
lucky!!
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
On the bright side, you'll never have to worry about spousal abuse. He may have need for concern though...
yummycupkake 0
49, why'd you have to pretend he beat you? :O
fthislyfe 22
i didn't want to hurt his feelings. also, its awkward isnt it?
yummycupkake 0
59, I understand :D but I always thought it was a turn on for guys when the females were more dominant and stuff lmao
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
59, how long did it take?
suprmidgt 0
no. it is not. well maybe in a controlled environment and the guy is giving up control. to be weaker then a girl is not. arm wrestling is both though and if you get the good hand position and keep your opponent from getting it you can cut their strength I'm half almost.
socalduude879 1
What the hell are you actually saying bro?
babbu18 0
uuhh noo it ain't!
fthislyfe 22
#69: I didn't let it take long :D i beat myself when i figured he couldn't beat me. by the way does anyone know why i cant put a profile pic im so frustrated >:(
forest1wolf 9
whenever someone says "let's see who's stronger, arm wrestle" I say "that doesn't prove shit, let's fight." true story(;
Andrew1122 0
she deserves it for dating a wimpy ass guy
jimboner69 6
ya bench-press is the best way to tell
dewby98 0
you fotard its about strength
hardcoreFML4223 0
no
RyanMacVey 17
so what if he isnt strong? wimpy guys are cute arent they? ... or did my mum just tell me that to make me feel better?
dvdp112 0
when another guy challenges me to a strength contest there is only one full proof method to determine who is stronger... paper scissors rock the game where only the strong survive...
imbored666 5
lol that is so true
dolphincheddar 10
fthislyfe, you must feel special that your fml posted and that you can kick your bf's ass anyday. good for you :D
dolphincheddar 10
I personally like it when a girl "beats" me, u shouldn't pretend to beat him just do it and stop torturing him!
chaoticnh 0
#84 what about speed, endurance, and technique lol? if you think fighting measures strength you are sadly mistaken
neverdrinkSODA 12
bench press doesnt mean anything
MrFlintstone 5
^except how much weight someone can lift^ since the first comment is buried does that mean we are all buried.
a_nutritionist 10
ugh. there is no universal test of strength. strength is not just something you have more of than someone else, because different muscles are worked in different activities AND strength varies among different activities, because each situation is different. its really sad when you see people arguing over who is stronger or a 'better fighter'. there is no correct answer to the question unless the individuals are on extreme different ends of the spectrum or youre comparing specific instances, not just 'strength'.
rangermedic77 5
it's about who masturbates more. obviously his girlfriend does a lot of it.
hannahtaskey 9
I think you're referring to just wrestling...
jazyyy16 3
63 some guys like that some don't depends on his personality.
MagicGiraffe 12
158, how many fights have you won again?
bitchslapped22 14
I love the abundance of Mac Miller profile pictures
MrCush89 0
she either fat or dude a pussy
MrHughJass 0
^You're either a dick, or a bitch.
batman4eva3113 0
that hurt my head
withered 30
"weaker than 'a girl'" - If you are bothered by the fact that the opposite sex beat you you have some high insecurities and frustrations to deal with. Don't make your inferior complex other people's problems.
RileyL29 0
Wow...
lukehappygilmore 4
you must be manly.
fthislyfe 22
no im not manly :(
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
No, I think she just has stronger muscles than him. Girls have muscles too you know, and maybe OP has used certain muscles more then her boyfriend or something.
Hoarr 0
Or maybe her boyfriend's just weak .
canttouchthis90 0
.... weak sauce
chiddy_bang71 0
it was probably because OPs boyfriend was still a little disoriented after being punched and knocked unconscious by a man who he mistook for OP after grabbing his ass.
knights95 9
Maybe Op is from American gladiators
ledara111 0
your a fag
KingGeorgeGal 12
2. Is that really all you could think to say? & I've beaten guys at arm wrestling, it does not mean I'm manly, it just means I don't sit at my house all day admiring my clothes and I actually workout a little. I also don't let them win, I would feel greatly upset if they let me win in my opinion it's not right. Be honest OP and tell him the truth, maybe suggest working out together, help bring you guys closer and maybe next time he will win for real(:
drakem 7
192- Does strength really matter? =
jazyyy16 3
72 I love you're picture!
RileyL29 0
192- Why pick on one-worded comments? This is FML where people comment what they want, however they want. It's not a column to advise the lives of those who have been ******. No pun intended. There are more circumstances to this FML, I'm sure, which prevented me from coming up with some derogatory comment toward the male (needing steroids, bad in bed, etc) as others have chosen to do or assuming the girl is manly. That being said (and #1 comment), I chose to say "wow" and move on..
cenax27 0
there's nothing wrong to losing to a woman... you see Rosie o donnel lately? I dunno if it's a woman, but I'd lose an arm wrestling match with it
cenax27 0
why are you on fml? your cute. this makes no sense
sawahhh09090 0
agreed
kemmons88 0
maybe he wanted to make you feel strong??
dolphincheddar 10
either your a tank or he's a twig,. either way, that's pretty funny
Lauren10102 3
{#3 You read it wrong, the girl let the boy win
JesusFishTaco 5
20-You read the comment wrong. It meant that maybe he was so weak because he was trying to let her win.
LLLP 0
why wouldn't you comment on #3's comment then if your talking to #3?
Lauren10102 3
I could be talking to #7 dipshit
blanquito 1
or think about his fml... " me and my girlfriend arm wrestled.. she let me win"
SpiritOfFire 8
#20 No you.
blondie1208 17
either your super strong or he's week..
Feklfekl2222 32
he's named after a period of time???
itsmeyippie 0
luv your pic ^
julianne8174 0
its "WEAK" ........... what grade are you in?? I don't know about you, but I learned how to spell in kindergarten...
sillygoth243 0
I think you mean WEAK*
Feklfekl2222 32
thanks
blondie1208 17
weak*sorry lol autocorrect
daBeast155 0
well at least we know who wears the pants
yummycupkake 0
yeah, but who buckles the belt? ;)
uKrazy 0
So what're you guys doing later this weak?
KiddNYC1O 22
82- Good question. It's already July, last munth went by so quick.
dolphincheddar 10
she's blonde guys don't worry it's normal :)
chaoticnh 0
I love how everyone rips someones asshole for replacing an "e" with an "a". god damn you act like you never spelt anything wrong before. grow up
chaoticnh 0
#34 l like how you rip someones ass for replacing an "e" for an "a". grow up
dolphincheddar 10
157, I like how you actually care
knights95 9
157 is trying to get some over the Internet
uKrazy 0
I guess 154 doesn't have any plans for the weak.
uKrazy 0
I guess 154 doesn't have any plans for the weak.
skeetNyoEYEhoe 0
Weak
DylanVermette 0
hey claire:) my names dylan how's it going?
maffy4ever 8
Maybe he let you win. Hopefully? (:
Garyy_fml 11
I can imagine OP's boyfriend looking like Eric from That '70s Show
maffy4ever 8
LOL
MrSexyPants 14
And the girlfriend is Donna. She had so much more testosterone than Eric...
wat11115 0
moar like Tim and Eric lul
roxigrl14 8
But she didn't win :/
funktown 2
story of my life..
whiteboy7thst 2
..is not this story
cleoxus85 0
haha, u funny dude.
techweed 12
Dude, since when is Lupe Fiasco on FMyLife??? :-D
rohanmo 9
40- haha whiteboy7thst, istht rlly u? :O
kduubb 7
maybe he was letting yu beat him?
BrittanyCelesteP 0
you*
Olovio 5
Are you a russian woman?
zojieeu 6
lol big Russian girl
raymel 5
at least he has a great personality :D
chiddy_bang71 0
and we know this how?
AnotherRandomPer 0
*cough, cough* steroids...
XXscenekidXX209 0
ughhh, so immature
Truth_Nazi 0
*cough* *cough* Lesbian
chaoticnh 0
I'd think I girl would value a mans penis size over arm strength. RJ Berger nuff said