arekusa
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Anonymous
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Ally
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
robbilee 14
protective mother? maybe she wants u to switch teams? or stay home forever with her
theaws0m3guy 4
What a wonderful world...
ReptarRAWR23 0
I'd get the hell out of dodge!
rbubbles 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP. nobody would say things like that about somebody they haven't met or even spoken to, her son must be saying bad things about you to her
SirEBC 7
Sometimes my shoe becomes untied, so I have to tie it again. Oh, sorry. I thought we were all posting things completely irrelevant to the first comment so that EVERYONE could view our profound contributions.
Zya_fml 8
Lately there has been many FMLs about rude mothers. But FYL OP, you should ignore her and continue the relationship with your boyfriend if you really love him.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Not Really
Kawboy 1
33. I have two goldfish.
ElGranOrgo 0
I agree
juicedboi 7
- 27 not necessarily true. 2 of my ex's mums hated me because I have tags and piercings. Even before they had met me they hated me. Besides OP, it's a good thing. Everyone wants to go out with that person their mum doesn't approve of.
Cmliedtke 0
27, plenty of people make assumptions based on nothing... I don't know where you would get the idea that nobody judges anyone else..
Randuhh_17 4
Or the start of another Jane Fonda movie... Another future Monster-in-law?
ItCldBeWorse 1
I'm sure it's nothing personal. No worries.
Osito2011 9
sounds like a start to a normal relationship. my mom didn't like my girlfriend at first. you are taking her baby boy away from her being the new woman in his life. so when you have a real fml op post that not this. this is normal
ColdplaySucks 18
People judge you from your eHarmony profile pic.
NecroParade 3
33, how is it irrelevant? Any relationship is more difficult when their parents hate you. How about you go back to insulting the people who actually care if they're first?
NecroParade 3
Hm... Maybe I shouldn't post on things two minutes after waking up. So easy to get mixed up.
OceanBreathesSal 5
36 I think it's rude mothers day
FarSide 23
Well OP, you ARE from New York... By DEFAULT, you have to show up to show your driver's license (that you are NOT from New Jersey), and so they can see you are not a *****, loser, and scumbag.
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I used to be scared of Barney... :o
carmenm 6
didn't the guy who played Barney turn out to be a child molester?
iAmScrubs 19
There goes anything valid in my comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Nahh Scrubs. It's fine still.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
yeah, we still love you :)
Jimmyd0t 0
29- he was?!! >.< and I wanted be one of the 'friends'
notsocrazee 0
I thought he swore in front of kids and was carrying coke (not the drink, or the ore) in his suit.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah he definitely had drugs. Didn't the same happen with the guy from Blues Clues? Smh..
kc1997kc 9
Barney did drugs and swore and the Blues Clues guy was a child molester. That's what I'd heard.
whatchutalkinbou 0
this is irrelevant but go blazers
iAmScrubs 19
It's not the person wearing the suit, it's Barney as a whole. Stop hating because most of my comments involve child molesters.
je_tdwp 4
haha you sir, are epic!
BobsUrAunty 2
uhm I thought this comment was a reference to Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother, not the purple dinosaur.. :s
Wolfipoo 31
*raises hand*
moosemonkey1000 6
That's not very nice.
Marcel4_fml 3
sounds like the mom is very ignorant
Fmyspam 0
Just think, it can only get better from here! Then again, it probably could get worse given circumstances.
kidsupreme 3
that sucks
Midget9 0
Don't worry, just act nice when you do meet her.
whyask 0
i wonder what your boyfriend tells her about you then....
rbubbles 20
very true, can't help but wonder exactly what kinds of things her son has told her about you OP
Tjissie 2
agreed
StarReis 16
that's exactly what I was thinking..
VeganVampyre 27
Not necessarily anything bad. My last boyfriend's mother thought pretty much the same about me, purely because he mentioned to her that I had my lip pierced and that I was taking a year off from university. She decided that meant I was a terrible person and a bad influence on her son, without ever meeting me or learning anything else about me.
hulabird 0
assumptions! im sorry about that, where is she getting those ideas? is there any way you could act (without pretending to be a new person) when you meet her? but honestly, if she doesn't know you and is saying shit bout you, don't take it too personally. she must be bitter.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
prove her wrong, my exs brother hated all of her boyfriends till we bonded and became friends.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
ur names scary
OrgasmicBunnies 9
to each his own.
mhinaj 0
ouch!!!
BobsUrAunty 2
your photo is very... uhm... yeah don't sell yourself over the net like that, its gross
jordanalexis97 0
The solution to that is simple: Prove her wrong when you meet her. :) Goodluck! But it doesn't look like you guys will be getting along with her being...Well...Her.