arekusa
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Anonymous
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Ally
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
hateevryone 15
i hate judgmental people
the_gabe254 0
ha ha ha. it's cause you're stealing her baby. it's one of those ridiculous motherly tendencies.
MufMuf_fml 5
and now you think she's a bitch. you're about even.
trintiy1884 0
HAHAHA!!! join the club!!! ive been with my bf for over a yr and none of his family knows me, but all hate me bc im not italian!!! AWESOME!! so they're "wanting" to meet me finally so they can be "right" isnt gonna happen and i told him that if and when it does, its on my terms, and they piss me off i'll arrest them for slander
mason456 0
Would you rather her be too optimistic and expect the best? Now you have a chance to look good.
guywithhead 5
that's in-laws for ya. or something.
dracogirl3 2
been there had to deal with that. it's hell
meganbrooke69 0
wow you can't judge a book by it's cover
justbigbs 6
WELCOME TO NEW YORK
lisha88 1
when u meet her charm her u can change her mind about you she might even love you