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Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.
it said it was an alarm phone so it could have been small enough i can totally sympathize as i always 'snooze' and then just throw my phone wherever :) its survived the washing machine though so a glass of water shouldn't be too damaging! give it a few weeks to dry... think of it like this, you could have dropped it in something worse, be thankful for that lol
Mr Bean scene
I call shennanagins. You would've heard a 'plop' if that happened, even in a drowsy state.
Today, in band class, we were trying out professional models of our instruments. I play saxophone, so we transferred our own mouth-pieces for health's sake. When I had finished, I took off my mouth piece and put it back on my own sax. After 5 minutes, I realized I was playing the saxophone belonging to the gross guy next to me. FML
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Those are some shocking news.
You snooze, you lose
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Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?