Miscellaneous: Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze,...

By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By AdamFoundHisEve - 25/05/2010 19:08 - France

Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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Typical bad day

By Fred - 08/11/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked over a glass of water, which short-circuited my alarm clock, so I overslept, missed a crucial meeting, and found out I'd been promoted... to a position which no longer exists. FML

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aatomkins 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:46

Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.

SpartanCEL 6

Tuesday 11 June 2013 14:09

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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aatomkins 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:46

Ha well when I was semi pissed I went to the loo, pulled down my trousers and my phone went strait in the loo, and no it didn't work lol.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 16:31

The loo...

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:03

How small was the alarm clock? Or rather, how big was the glass...?

jeniilouise 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:03

it said it was an alarm phone so it could have been small enough i can totally sympathize as i always 'snooze' and then just throw my phone wherever :) its survived the washing machine though so a glass of water shouldn't be too damaging! give it a few weeks to dry... think of it like this, you could have dropped it in something worse, be thankful for that lol

monkey_boy984 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:03

WTF this isn't fml worthy

lilmissallie 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:54

aw"/

serioushamster 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:11

Mr Bean scene

alicethehatter 0

Monday 2 May 2011 9:44

I call shennanagins. You would've heard a 'plop' if that happened, even in a drowsy state.

kblate1 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:50

Today, in band class, we were trying out professional models of our instruments. I play saxophone, so we transferred our own mouth-pieces for health's sake. When I had finished, I took off my mouth piece and put it back on my own sax. After 5 minutes, I realized I was playing the saxophone belonging to the gross guy next to me. FML