Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
kitsune3 20
That sucks, OP. But it's part of the world we live in. People can be really judgemental with no legitimate basis whatsoever and there's not a thing anyone can do to change their minds. :/
pandacruisn30 3
Hey I know the feeling! It is actually my boyfriends grandmother. We haven't meet everyone that I have talked to says we are good together but according to grandma i am too old for her grandson. We have a seven year age difference. Hopefully when we officially meet in January in NY she will reconsider and maybe I get lucky. My boyfriend wants me to meet his family *frustrated*
mmcewen 15
Typical in law. Even if they don't exist yet
fantasyworld 39
She's just mad that she's loosing her son, she needs to cut the cord.