Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
hidingout777 0
Prove your boyfriends mom wrong!
hidingout777 0
Prove your boyfriends mom wrong!
jacobshabi 0
doubt it
vmforlife 0
well, lets just hope things get better!
sweet_candy_ 17
You could get even by thinking she is a loser.
knocking 0
I guess you'll just have to change her mind then. There's still hope. My parents hated my boyfriend before they even met him (which REALLY pissed me off) because they heard some untrue rumors about him. Once they got to know him and they saw how much we cared for each other, they changed their minds. Hopefully the same will happen for you. And hopefully someday people will stop being judgmental assholes, especially if they haven't even met the petson yet. I doubt it will ever happen, but I can hope.
BountyBass 13
she will always think your a loser
darkness4dummies 0
drop by his place and meet her and change her mind about you
nevinwhitis 1
don't worry. my mom did the same thing to my ex-gf. she's my ex because I joined the army and not cuz of my mom.
diva_lulu 0
ooo sad....?