Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
Whammeh 0
That's going to make for an awkward first meeting, and perhaps second and third and so on. The best I could suggest is to be yourself, perhaps make a little effort to show her you're not what she originally thought you were. Sooner or later she should realize the errors of her opinion, and if she doesn't then...Well, some people are extremely stubborn in their views, FYL.
CammyKarmaMendoz 0
Aha' Slap That Bitch Across The Face! Gett Yo' Mom On His Mom! :D
ohrlynow 9
It seems like when it comes to dating, mothers are as protective over their sons as fathers are with their daughters. Perhaps you can change her opinion of you when you two meet in person.
TylerzMB 0
prove her wrong! shes a pre judging bitch(:
darkness4dummies 0
uh if yall havent met yet then what has your boyfriend been saying about you? But maybe she is just a jerk idk
fijianchick 0
lol that sucks well get to know her you can't just go off assumptions.
ShockingShelby 0
Hm. She sounds wonderful.
goshpeople 4
She may have seen a picture of the OP and judged her based on appearance. Think about it: unusually dyed or styled hair, facial piercings, visible tattoos, grungy clothes, etc. are all things that some people have strong prejudices against. Not saying it's right, but it happens.
sabrinahusic 0
LOL my exboyfriends mother never met me but she saw a picture of me and decided she hated me. All because my hair was black and blonde. Just prove her wrong things are much simpler when you get along with your boyfriends parents and vice versa.
kybabyy 4
She's probably one of those lovely mothers who thinks you're trying to take her little angel away and steal his virtue. If so, she'll probably always hate you. Sucks OP :/