arekusa
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Rosey
Manson, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Anonymous
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Ally
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
thatnucca 36
Well are you? If you're not, then there's no reason to be bothered by it... She not the one you're planning to date anyway...
rocker135 0
tell her takes one to know one.
StarReis 16
lol!
ipwnlosers 4
I've seen a lot of your recent comments... Are you serious in your comments or are you just being a troll...?
rocker135 0
no im not serious i just do it to make people laugh i hate trolls alot its nuthin personal
MarkGoldstein 0
steal from her, verbal abuse, and just generally prove her right. it's way more fun.
NecroParade 3
If you're going to be accused of a crime, why not commit it?
SmallTownCutie 0
Then why does it effect you? She's obviously just a bitch.
liy223 6
who gave her that impression?
ribbyc80 0
when you meet her say " in 8 months you'll be a grandma"!!!
jellybelliez 0
what a wonderful start..wonder what your boyfriend been sayin 2 his mom
eminarnar 0
wow lame
HoBoJo62 0
u commented on ur comment. lol.
mejiiaa 0
prove her wrong