Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
The mask slips
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Mama Bear
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.
NecroParade 3
Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).
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Comments (141)
sillygirl13 0
Facebook.
the_bass_man007 0
Sounds like a prejudice b*tch. much like my own mother. I know how it is. you're not the only one who knows a mother like this
pinkspaceboundro 0
hey- I like your picture! that's awesome
bingo01_fml 13
sounds like a true mother-in-law
huey565 0
I kno how u feel, my ex-girlfriend's sister (her legal guardian) thought the same about me and I never met her
Kaylababy2013 0
My boyfriend's mom hasn't met me yet and she absolutely HATES me so I understand how this feels
M0rt 0
That's good; since she hasn't met you yet theres a chance for that to change. As long as your not a bitch
CmarieMC23 3
wow kind of makes you wonder what your boyfriend says about you to her
FairyTales_fml 6
get ready cause if she hates you now, it's not going to get better.. sorry FYL for real :(
ash99 0
same thing happened to me, it sucks.
LowLives 9
I know how this feels my Ex-Boyfriend's Mother told him that I was annoying and that she didn't like me and said if I ever stepped foot in her house she would beat me with a broom before she even knew I existed all he said was he had a Girlfriend some Mother's are just crazy