Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
diet_otaku 0
swingers =/= hoes. plz to be more open-minded kthx.
leili 0
It's not the fact that they're swingers per se, it's the fact that it's the OP's parents. It does really knock you on your ass for at least a little bit when you find out your PARENTS don't fit that traditional mold of being exclusive to each other, when you thought for your hole life that they did. And besides, it must also suck finding out about it like THAT.
leili 0
whole** :B
Stunt_fml 5
Too many uptight prudes here... loosen up, it'll be good for you, I promise.
starflake 3
My Mom and her ex used to be swingers, didn't bother me, but then again my Mom bought me m first vibrator, lol.
susu_fml 0
agreed. What her parents do is their personal business, it just sucks that you had to find out this way.
diet_otaku 0
#9 - i was commenting more on the user's name ("my parents are hoes"), but i suppose it doesn't matter since dickheads had to go and hide my comment. surprising though it may be to find out your parents' particular brand of sexuality, i still don't think it's anything FML-worthy. you don't see parents on here going "today i found out that my 34-year-old daughter has sex with her husband, fml" so why do grown adults react that way about their parents?
Shizden 0
I like turtles.
mclulu11 0
WIN!!!!
Juliet4evr 0
Me too
maria12_fml 0
Damn! Your parents are sick!
monnanon 13
they are not sick. they are all adults and what they are doing isn't hurting anyone, not even the OP. Sure OP will be shocked and a bit wierd with thier parents for a bit but its not like its changes who their parents are. The OP has no idea how long their parents have been swingers and its obviously not brought any harm. If this is their first swinging experience then at least OP knows
thecrazed7 0
YDI for having birthdays.
ninety3 0
What, you don't have birthdays? It's not always a YDI, idiot
ananamoose 0
hahaha these YDI's crack me up there's always one, and they are great, and someone always gets mad at them too, haha it's funny. it's funnyyyyyyy. hahaha its funnnnnnnyyyyyy. I thought so at least if you want to jump down someones asophogas for something that ill just say it regular funny, than take one of those chill pills and chilax and chill out, than grab a brew thats chill and soak in some chill water with a chill significant other. that's my advice take it or just throw it right back like a cherry pie, just aim away from my left broken pinky
apastry 6
ASOPHOGAS LOLOL
mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
missjennie 0
the way you spelled "awkward" is awkward.
manoverboard 0
Well...that's pleasant...
MoodyBlue320 11
I don't see why be together in the first place in that case... I know that whoever I marry is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with and the only person I would get intimate with.
maria12_fml 0
What the **** #4 !!??
thecanadian341 0
You don't like turtles? HATER!!!!!!!
MoodyBlue320 11
You're clearly not a fan of Tosh.0 =P
eighthling 10
There is a reply button. Use it.
ohnoyouDINT 0
is it hereditary?
drinkupgorgeous 0
DAYUMMM SHAWTY.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
AWWW HAIL NAWW