Maddie
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
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Comments (316)
Carian01 0
Ouch...
Moota 9
Wow what a bastard! Shove some food in his face then kick him out the door. Oh and slap your sister. Hard.
coolp3son 0
wrong fml bro...
hotrod14 0
same thing happened to my cousin in Chicago now her sister is missing a finger and the guy is missing.
atsirk 0
wtf??
askmeaboutmyDGD 2
I agree with 74! c:
DontModMeDammit 10
Did you figure this out during a "bucking bronco?"
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
like Jon lajoie says, cooking cleaning and sisterz vaginas! :D yayahhhh!
fmlsaves 0
holy *** 218 I was about to go there. damn u for beating me to it.
BossDavyy 0
Woman are only good for THREE things: Cooking Cleaning And Vaginas!
Emma Marshall 19
You can't even spell women right you moron.
yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
boydeee01 7
that what you get for being a bitch
Rickilynn1 10
13 : the grammar of your comment made it sort of misleading. Should have said ' What a jerk. You'll find better, trust me. ' just saying.
texaslonghorn 0
why is it still in present tense then. drop his dumb ass
BB_ava 0
29, your typo made me confused. He's 14, not 13.
BB_ava 0
okay... he just changed to 13... deleted comment?
rallets 23
#29 shouldnt people who are criticizing someones grammar have perfect grammar themselves? :/
BB_ava 0
29, if you're being pedantic, it should be a semicolon before 'trust me', not a comma.
Veraymix 6
Uhhh. So find someone who will treat you with the respect you deserve?
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
flockz 20
58- Shut. The. ****. Up.
BB_ava 0
81, 29 started talking about grammar, so if she's correcting people she should at least do it correctly.
rocketeer_97 1
58- Ok, im a grammar nazi BUT that is going WAY too far. Do us all a favor & shut the **** up.
shannonreneee 11
86, NO ONE GIVES TWO *****
daisyloo 7
I think arguements about grammar are hilarious. Seriously though, 86 is really going overboard. This site didn't say we all have to speak perfect grammar.....
AbuelaGrande 0
Yes ecause my food so good thats why my husband love me for 50 years
boyguydudemalema 0
86, you're no better than 29. Last time I saw you post anything on FML you mispelled think and typed thunk instead.
alexg823 0
87 - *I'm
jewfro311 0
58- **** you
bpell15 5
I find it funny when people complain about grammar. then when another person corrects someones incorrect grammar. everyone gets all pissy. no need to get butt hurt because someone is trying to give everyone a little grammar lesson now and then.
Sarababyyy94 0
123, I couldn't agree more!! this whole comment conversation made me laugh (= haha.
EvilPotato 15
food and sex is the fuel for everyone. your boyfriend is a player.
cldean24 4
You all realize that she was correcting the other grammar Nazi to point out the irony, right? There was nothing misleading about the comment, grammar Nazi just decided to be a bitch an call the guy out. The girl everyone is getting pissed at is passively aggressively saying, "why the **** are you correcting someone's grammar when you can't type worth a shit?" But you guys were too stupid to figure that out. Pat yourselves on the back, you just won the stupid award.
Lumenoire 0
58, I find that shallow and pedantic.
NuTrees 9
these people are just being rude. you were correcting the bitch and they are attacking you because their not as educated. so it's all good!
ariestiger15 0
y'all need to CHILL OUT!!!!!! give up on the grammar crap already and op I'm sooo sorry. dump is sorry asshole ass
hook_em 0
155 holy shit you put is instead of his now the whole comment is effed up! what the piss are we gonna do? oh man oh man stupid GNs
iluffmcrandbvb 1
I think we can all agree on SOMETHING here. who likes marshmallows? everyone likes marshmallows! am I right?
scolly 3
I agree shallow and pedantic
boyguydudemalema 0
182, I like marshmallows, but I like pie more. Or should I say, I liking pie more then marsmaloow (eat that grammar nazis!)
IBeBlazin 0
Not me, I'm allergic to marshmallows :(
dorkychick 0
mmmm marshmallowwwws
DboyCorleone 0
139 I agree. Shallow and pedantic
rocketeer_97 1
115- thanks.
whitesox365 0
136- but things cant have any meaning other than wats on the surface. all of us americans kno that
bpell15 5
thank you for agreeing with me 132 :) it made me laugh as well.
Why4426 0
peni s game
kevinfenchak 0
grammar grammar grammar trololololol piss
imthatguythatdid 0
******* GRAMMER NAZI'S!!!!!
awesomeness1004 3
grammer policing is only for the people who don't get laid. just saying.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
142- They're
postp11 0
your pretty
Rickilynn1 10
Holy ****. I only corrected that comment to see what would happen. I'm definitely not a grammar Nazi.
kouniebabe 0
does he have a bro ...
No_LoveMM 3
I agree as well, shallow and pedantic.
jizwiz 3
Maybe if you werent so goddamn fat and ugly he wouldn't **** your sister
The_Commentor_ 6
Why does every man or woman say "Dump him/her" when they find out they are cheating or using their partner? The person clearly deserves it for not knowing the BF or GF enough. Sometimes it isn't their fault, but most likely it is.
JetLifeNextLife 0
lol it's funny because 86 is Asian
iluffmcrandbvb 1
184- Ikr I love pie
ChibiGirl5 0
111 that's just a spelling error, not a grammar issue?
jflore05 0
198- that sucks dude!! and omg these grammer comments are ridiculous. its funny how you peeps argue about grammer hahahah! :D nerds :D
mcinnesandrew 6
Captain Obvious Strikes Again :D
YacL 15
I like your boyfriend already. No, I'm joking, guy sounds like an ass to me.
Carian01 0
3- Holy freaking crap, Ryuk!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't like your new picture :( But yeah OP ha a mega douche for a BF.
YacL 15
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I like to change things up a bit. I like variety
cc_the_beast 6
Ryuk is a badass!
notsocrazee 0
not just an ass a dick too!
ThorneCrossed 9
I remember when I liked manga.
brennan677 0
holy crap deuce
EvilPotato 15
109 was I supposed to laugh at that or cry at your "joke."
missyj0 12
Ryuk is a sexy beast. Can I feed you apples? :D
asscheaks 0
but now you have something better, like Deuce. I miss him but I also like Danny lol
asscheaks 0
holy crap masterchief
TealSloth 0
The game.
maz255 10
holy crap fries
nick315 8
and for revenge she should keep dating him and use him for his brother friends and his car or food 2
nick315 8
and for revenge she should keep dating him and use him for his brother friends and his car or food 2
nick315 8
omg Jason
maz255 10
omg a white puppy
ColdplaySucks 18
Food is first. he has priorities straight.
Carian01 0
No one said her sister went along with it.
CardMaster1992 0
pie is a food ;)
72gmcutlass 0
No but food and sex is a good combo ;p
flockz 20
kinky foreplay?
macrosoft 3
#4 I love your name.
sportsmaniak13 3
agree with 4
rbubbles 20
what's up with the slutty sisters, girlfriends and best friends these days
angeljewlz 7
it actually sounds like OP's (hopefully EX) boyfriend is using her to get with her sister... it wouldn't make sense for him to use her if he is already with the sister. so it doesn't make the sister a **** it makes him a ska-douche bag.
mk58 31
8, I have often wondered the same thing.
nfc14 2
I am one of 3 brothers each of us 1 year apart and always hang out together. Sometimes when a girl gets close and inevitably gets to know us all better she realises she has more in common with another.
flockz 20
how dare he uses for food! what a bastard!
RandomChickXD 0
aw that really real sucks! sharing is caring?
MissRoxiie 12
lololol
bpell15 5
threesome with a guy and sisters?
maiimpressivetit 0
Sharing is caring but he's not caring xP
moodyreallyrocks 27
Bonsoir! Par les vous francais?
worldcupcheer17 0
I thinks it's time to get a new boyfriend.
rbubbles 20
I'm pretty sure that would have come next
Miss_Awesome_101 0
O Snap!!! :D
kewlone645 8
what?
rbubbles 20
lol my bad, was intended for the comment about using her for money
jigglesden 1
Let him have her... then wait for him to screw HER sister... you actually get to BE karma!
BigHoshJosh 0
I thought it was implied
maz255 10
i think its time to be funny..
diva1998 8
Well at least he doesn't use you for your money..?
briidontgive_ 0
Well her or her parents pay for the food ?
rbubbles 20
i'm pretty sure that would have come next
luvppl 6
aww I'm sorry, what an ass of a dude and an ass of a sister...