By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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shannonreneee 11

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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kizz92 0

wtf. oh no shoot his tail in the foot

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jfarrow9703 11

well we know where u stand in the family

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briskyourself94 3

well if your sisters hot enough

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MarkGoldstein 0

no more food for that asshole

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iamEricCartmen 0

My friend Stan, has a sister who has braces.

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christiandabeast 0

I'm so sorry

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kristylew03 1

Get an uglier sister and start burning all his meals.

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darkness4dummies 0

huh replace their lube with superglue and put laxatives in his food BOOM problem solved :D

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Naked_Communist 0

A man needs two things: sex and food. if he doesn't have an erection, make him a sandwich. Hey, at least you got one category down.

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