Maddie
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
thatonegirl.SBS.
El Cajon, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
sad sister
Bye bye love
Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
The movie of my life
Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
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Comments (316)
kizz92 0
wtf. oh no shoot his tail in the foot
jfarrow9703 11
well we know where u stand in the family
briskyourself94 3
well if your sisters hot enough
MarkGoldstein 0
no more food for that asshole
mea_iloveskiing 26
It's sad what people have become :(
iamEricCartmen 0
My friend Stan, has a sister who has braces.
christiandabeast 0
I'm so sorry
kristylew03 1
Get an uglier sister and start burning all his meals.
darkness4dummies 0
huh replace their lube with superglue and put laxatives in his food BOOM problem solved :D
Naked_Communist 0
A man needs two things: sex and food. if he doesn't have an erection, make him a sandwich. Hey, at least you got one category down.