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...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

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Haha, your son is fucking awesome. Maybe you could turn the tables on him, no Christmas presents next year for being naughty!

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

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...Okay. Lol. Let's say the kid went to sleep at 9 pm. Let's then give it about two hours for the kid to be sound asleep, with less of a chance of waking up and hearing "Santa." So the juice has been sitting there for about two hours. Probably warm, and possibly spoiled if it had been milk instead of juice. So no, if/when I have kids, I won't be drinking the liquids left out for "Santa." Little kids get up to check, or at least I did, so the dad couldn't drink it right away

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lendmeyourteeth, I would be careful about listening to pendatic, he's a creepy old man who tries to chat with the younger boys on FML when he's not correcting grammar

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My problem with this whole exchange is that the WHOLE thing is based on assumptions. You're forgetting, this was a >DAD< who drunk it. A tired DAD who just spent a load of money on a ton of shit which will be broken in a week. So it's like come on, his not thinking. His not gunna waste time, effort and juice by going to a drain; his gunna just drink that shit. Grow up people. None of you obviously have children,

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can't tell if you're sarcastic but 84 is pretty damn old man and take a chill on correcting people you grammar nazi

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Are you really 84? Oh, and are you really that anal? Is it even necessary to correct everyone like that? Or does it just bother you somewhere deep inside that some people would rather get their points across than constantly run a spell-check just to insure your peace of mind?

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Strictly speaking, the word "can't" shouldn't have a capital letter. It should be preceded by the word "I".

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What the hell. What kind of milk do you have that spoils in two hours? Sure, it'll be warm, but it's not like it's fucking chunky or anything.

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why do all these assholes waste there time on each FML to fucking give an explaintion that the FML is fake and make it seem like it was a lie and improbable to happen

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I never did anything like that. As a kid i used to beleive in things like santa, god, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny but as i got older i just relised how silly they all were, can't even remember when it was when i first stoped believing.

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All the evidence we possess, when examined rationally, leads one to conclude that God IS as fake as Santa. Before you use the existence of life/the universe/etc as 'evidence' for God because "everything that exists needs a creator", I'd ask you to consider who or what made God. To say something like "God is timeless" or other such crap is a logical fallacy known as 'special pleading', where your arguments are exempt from the standards then other side's arguments are held to

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#138 Some jesus freaks voted you down. I voted up... Also, think of this to all the MAJOR dumbasses who legitimately think the earth is 2014 years old: Mary was from b.c, if b.c doesn't exist, then Mary the virgin didn't exist. No Mary, no Jesus. Christians contradict themselves. Also, when they say, "Well, what if you are wrong? You'll go to hell then." When they say that, they just summed up religion, which is one word. Fear. They instill fear into you to force you to bel

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are you kidding?? he's genious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha that's brilliant, I wish I woulda thought a that one when I was lil!!

#8: Crapping repeatedly into the toilet on christmas, wouldn't be exactly "Average life" Material. It's more like F*** my life, I spent the whole christmas day on the toilet painfully crapping because of my 8-year-old son, who outsmarted me.

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