Maddie
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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United States
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Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
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Comments (316)
kensikos 6
girls are only good for four things cooking cleaning their vaginas and there sisters vaginas
kitkat98_fml 0
Wtf! not true. I hate people like you. I hate men period. think girls are only good for sex and cleaning. bitch
SugaryTears 0
go **** his brother. and then make his favorite meal put of his food and eat it in front of him ;)
kitkat98_fml 0
good idea! he did it to her so of course theres nothin wrong with that. :)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh yeah that sounds like a healthy relationship.
mikelust1977 7
what a ********. you should use him for his money and his brother
KMFiredancer 0
Well... Maybe the food is healthy..?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Sounds like a dickwad to me. I hope he chokes on the food he gets from you, or dies while making love to your sister.
Carian01 0
45 - Pokemon!
kitkat98_fml 0
Well isn't it nice to know your food is great? be grateful jeez. lol
TheJester12 15
if you're desperate enough you may be able to rope an incestous threesome involving sammiches
tiswine 0
he's sooooooo retarded
Frikkie20 1
That sounds like something I always did with girls. Then a girl did the same with me, I mean like exactly the same, she was after my sister and my food. That stopped that episode in my life
FlashBurn 13
Poke holes in his condoms and replace her birth control if she has any? That'd get two with one stone! Or... sperm for that matter.
babymaee 0
unless she wants her sister to have his baby, bad idea. Just dump the asshole.
MissRoxiie 12
does he have a brother? if yes is he hot ? >.