Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Bye bye love
Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML
The movie of my life
Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
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yourshootingstar 4
find someone else
shannonreneee 11
Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out
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Comments (316)
mcintosh123 15
find a guy that works at subway he will even make you your own sandwich
AcidRaen 4
you're cute lol
ShockingShelby 0
That sucks. Dump him and find someone better.
StephieMcCreery 0
hang in there bro, you will find somebody better..
Raimonzi 0
kill the bitch!
SelenaJerzak 0
pahahahahahaha!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a Douchebag. Dump his pathetic ass. Now.
Ghostrider720 0
Oh wow, that really sucks!!! Doesn't he have a brother? LOL!!!
combatsoldier 9
that some disrespectful shyt sorry to hear that
ageier7 10
and she just started rocking on the bed because she dreamt she was on a boat from being wet
dlryan97 1
im so sorry :( what a douche. someone inbox me!