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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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yourshootingstar 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

find someone else

shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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dano1006 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:27

sorry there's people like him

i75thairborne 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:30

Obviously you haven't seen Jon La Joi. Women are good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters vaginas. It's a song, don't freak out.

WOLFST3ALTH 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:39

Amen

weasel781 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:35

haha sucks to be you OP! sounds like your sisters getting some!

WOLFST3ALTH 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:36

women are only good for four things 1) cooking. 2) cleaning. 3) vaginas. 4) and their sisters' vaginas

helper420 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:42

I think coldplay wins this one

alexandrab 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:43

ex boyfriend i hope. his loss

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:58

dump tht bastard. RITE NOW!!!

pinkblondie505 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:02

ahhhaa. gay!!!

littlebitch950 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:13

ur sister is a bitch n he's a douche

crumtothefuture 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:16

Lucky you.

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