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Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML


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On 08/26/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Yukon Territory)

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So what? If its a fancy locket why wouldn't she wear it?

That doesn't mean anything - get over yourself!

#1 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:09am by Good_old_Grim

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She wants you to buy a new one to replace it. Not so good at hints, eh?

#12 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:35am by CrazyManNo9

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