By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

Spicy
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 883
You deserved it 69 050

Same thing different taste

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.

ElMundio87 0

much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder

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Why download it when you can just watch it for free on about a million sites?

Stupid stupid stupid. :) Funny if it's gay **** & he shares the computer with his wife/live-in gf. :)

System restore may be your new best friend.

DesiGir324 0

ydi for watching ****. seriously. there's a lot of other things you could be doing in your spare time.

Uh, doesn't Control Alt Delete open the task manager? At least it does on windows XP. I don't know about other Windows versions, but also the control panel wouldn't do anything either....

how could you nor delete it? there's at least the recycle bin so that no one can see it. or are you to stupid with computers that you can't go to change or remove programs in my computer?

uhh easy fix download winrar an archive it one of the options is to delete after archive run the archiveing tool delete the archive and its all gone.

If you're trying to keep a file hidden, NEVER save it to the desktop. Also, if it says something along the lines of "currently in use, try again later", just shut down or log off, log in again and you should be able to delete it. But downloading ****? And on a shared computer...? No comment... Hundreds, if not thousands of sites can stream (watch online like YouTube) **** for free, yet you chose to DOWNLOAD a random file which may contain viruses and the like on a SHARED COMPUTER? FYL, OP. We all hope you can cope in this work-a-day world without a brain.

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Op is probably some Malaysian school boy. they block all his nudie sites, so he found he could dl another way. Good luck OP, Im sure you will find another way to delete it.

BoyFromTheFuture 0

(Relax dont do it...When you want to go to it...Relax don't do it) "Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister Derek" That's what I think when I see Malaysia.

all I can say is YDI but instead of posting this FML you should been trying to delete the file

google the vid you wanna see i gaurentee yull find a free version that you dont download

crazyazzkike 0

this is one of the dumbest FMLs I've read in awhile. YDI for not having your own computer to wack off to. OR you could just your iPhoneiTouch.

#31 is full of so much winrar. sorry, someone had to say it. but in all seriousness, that probably wouldn't work. I'm guessing it's a problem with rights and permissions so winrar would probably get the same error that OP is.

hurry just delete system32 instead before it's too late!

just delete system 32, you will notice increased performance straight away ^^

lol wow... don't download it silly boy lmao. watch it for free. plus when you download it, it means you'll have to rewatch it like 10x. I've never looked at **** in my life but woulndt you rather watch fresh new vids?

Haha_Owned3 6

its funny how all the people commenting seem to know so much about watching **** just sayin ^_^

UpYoursInAdvance 0

20 Nd 24...since when is watching **** desperate hmmmm??? I know grown ass men that get hella ass and ADMIT they still watch ****... Nd don't act like you've never watched a **** a day in your life... IDK about you idiots and everyone else but on my behalf (And everyone else that watches ****) Sorry for being HUMAN.

loool your new at watching forbidden things aren't cha ?

Jafozza 0

YDI for downloading ****. Just watch it on the Internet and delete your history.

alaskan420 0

ydi for downloading ****. never download ****. that's how you get viruses and situations like this.

good job retart ctrl alt del = control pannel..... so smooth.... so so smooth

#49 nice zoolander quote ;) it probably says it's in use....so it's in use, wait a couple of minutes and try again, or restart the computer and try again

yesYDI 0

Ok, If nobody has ever watched **** in their life, not even once, then you can click YDI. Other then that... **** or gtfo.

Person000 0

Internet is 90% ****, so obviously a lot of people watch it, also Is there a quicker way to get viruses than searching **** sites, how would you explain that the computer needs to be replaced for 500$ because u were jacking off to ****, how embarassing an awkward.

It's a common misconception that the internet is 90% **** ... Just had to point that out. Apparently it's about 12%.

tanjoodo 3

Boot into Linux and delete it.

some_shit 0

a lot of ppl watch ****... it's great

Tenebrae 0

If it is Windows 7, I get the same issue with deleting things on the desktop every-now-and-then. It gets sent to the Recycle Bin, and you can permanently delete it, but the shortcut remains. Just restart the computer, OP.

idiot...... right click it then properties then hidden check that ^^ trust me my dads like a computer genius and hasn't caught me yet :)

I totally agree with # 31 he sounds like he knows plus something like that had happen to me not **** of corse but you get the point.

Um...if you had the rights to save it to the desktop, you should have the rights to delete it. I call BS.

Burnt waffles. And I don't see why my comment was moderated - it is a fact that, under windows, if you can create a file on the desktop, you can delete it (unless it is in use by another process, which gives a clear notice of WHY it can't be deleted). I can understand the rule, and the reason for its existence, but didn't think it applied in this case, since it isn't an 'opinion' or 'based on [my own] intuition'.

Coolerthanutimes 0

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IphonFML 6

maybe its a sign that hes meant to be a pornstar:O

Thats ****** up !!! U shouldnt be watchin **** in the 1sf place! Da ****

TheComputerGuy96 16

Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.

j5p332 6

restart and put it in safe mode (F8 before the windows load screen), then attempt to delete the file.

ElMundio87 0

much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder

Just make a new folder. Change icon to internet explorer. Drag **** into folder. No one will open. :)

Sounds like you have some experience in these kinds of situations…

Dejuan_D 0

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DragonBorn69 26

I didn't understand a word you said.

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Panther_fml 0

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his girlfriend could be a bitch who won't put out and he needs to get off :/

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#102- So because a girl won't put out, she's a bitch? Lol. Wow.

misstamz 0

just leave it so someone else can watch it

looking at your face one never considers you may advice such a thing... just because...you look so serious...so thoughtful ... so alien for that f""ng site

the word 40 is looking for your pic is.. EWWWW

no... I just wanna see smiling girls face...

What's the point of watching **** if you can't share it!