Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
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Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
So what? If its a fancy locket why wouldn't she wear it? That doesn't mean anything - get over yourself!
Smyth 3
So why don't YOU buy her something she can put on every morning? Nothing's stopping you.
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ByeTech 10
That doesn`t have to mean anything. I still have a huge plush toy my ex boyfriend gave me. Not because he gave it to me, but because it's fluffy and awesome. She probably liked the locket and didn't want to throw it away out of spite.
DrCheese 16
I love how all the comments are buy her something else or get over it haha
fantasyworld 39
It's what's inside the locket that matters.