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Whoa guy code infraction... We are not allowed to remember birthdays, anniversaries and how to drive to the mother in laws house. Next time do what I do. Take her to a nice fancy restaurant, let her supersize and she can have 1 monopoly game piece... As long as it's not park place...

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52 - I set the bar pretty high. I know the only necklaces I give my partner does not come from a jewelry store.

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I agree with #3, there's no winning with girls. That's why you need to get yourself woman OP cause they don't play mind games.

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#3 speaks truth. I took a girl for a week in Bora Bora once, and she got mad because I didn't plan anything romantic during our 4-hour layover between flights on the way home. Your best policy: break up with your girlfriend just before holiday season and find a new girlfriend after valentine's day.

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81 - Getting mad over something like that is ridiculous, who the fuck expects some elaborate plan at an airport layover? But that "best policy" is also shit. I sincerely hope that part was a joke.

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This is when you close your eyes, pucker up, reach your arms out for a hug and say "Love you!" Works everytime.

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