Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
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Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
So what? If its a fancy locket why wouldn't she wear it? That doesn't mean anything - get over yourself!
Smyth 3
So why don't YOU buy her something she can put on every morning? Nothing's stopping you.
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Comments (76)
justsayfuck 5
Wow, I had to read this 7 times before I got it right. Apart from that, it sucks. But I agree with the others, just buy her something yourself. Or talk to her if it bothers you that much.
brutttburr2 0
wow
AmbrosiaFan 19
What is INSIDE the locket? If it is ex b/f, then dump the broad. If it is her family, her b/f (YOU), or some dead loved one. STFU and deal with it.
abbi96x 0
agreed.
xNephilim 19
I don't see why this is a FML. I don't care who I got a present from, as long as I like it, I keep it. Most girls probably do the same. Unless the ex was some abusive douche or dumped her in a very mean way.
alilmonster 1
If it bothers you so much buy her a nicer one to wear from you
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Talk to her about it. No matter how pretty it is, it's just not right wearing it when you already have a new boyfriend...
ReverentPain926 1
Realized*
mas1794 6
Buy her something nice and perhaps then she will consider swapping out
The_9th_Doctor 18
misplce it
sweetejr 4
that doesnt mean anything, if it really bothers you, buy her an even nicer one, and make it special :-)