Love: Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for... - FML

By Chrissy - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By Anonymous - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By ginya - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By motherlessbride - United States

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

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By deadfish - United States

Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By maximumpower - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when this small boy starts looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kids face look like that"? He said it so loud 3 tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By harrysolo - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By Jules7594 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

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By madaskueuchiha - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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By Dino

Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By Noname - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Laura_2118 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By MeaganElizabethM - United States - Steubenville

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

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By bushy brows - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

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By CreeptacularBait

Today, after my husband trusted me to sort out the arrangements for modifying our kitchen and I spent a lot of time finding the perfect top-quality items, they were delivered 1,291 miles away in a town I’ve never heard of. FML

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By BackIGo - 15/1/2021 02:01 - Australia

Back to the drawing board

Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML

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By wtf - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

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By TheCerealKiller - United States - Northridge

Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

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By Julie - Denmark - F?rup

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

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By lostintellct - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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By ninja_blasphemer - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Purchase

Today, I was having a relaxing "wank", as they might say on Doctor Who, when a large spider descended from its web and came practically eye-to-eye with me. I screamed like a bitch and fell off my bed, pants around my ankles. Then my sister ran in to see what was wrong. FML

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By nameless - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By methane overload - United States

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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By luvizwar - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Lukey1028 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Can't Spell Worth A Damn - United States

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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By MaudlinMasters - 5/1/2021 02:01

Things can only get better

Today, marks the 8-month anniversary of receiving my Masters degree. It also marks 8 months of depression and unemployment because the dream job in my field I was promised before graduation was rescinded due to COVID-19. FML

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By traumatized - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By badmom - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

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By girlfromnowhere - United Arab Emirates

Today, my boss asked me to work over the entire weekend. That would be fine if I didn't already work a 60 hour week. He also said the extra hours on the weekend wouldn't be paid. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By fat - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By InnocentRainbow | 0

#836487 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:51

All you people saying at least you got a present obviously don't understand women. We don't want something that you gave your ex, we want something that you picked out for us, even if it's cheap, if you picked it out just for us it makes it extremely special and meaningful. Giving a woman something you gave your ex is basically saying we aren't special to you. FYL OP. You need to have a talk with him.

By Ajjas013 | 6

#836345 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:22

So you're mad at him for recycling?

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By ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836279 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:14

first, lololol

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WhatANoob | 0

#836282 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

Wow..Did you just sit tere and wait?

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DaleksAreEpic | 0

#836296 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

number 1, youre a dumbass. anyways, I'm very sorry OP :( That's regifting at its worst.

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#836299 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

lol on fml we suggest the guy save the gift for new gf alot

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PandaFlavoured | 0

#836314 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

Someone's going to moderate this comment and delete it, so there's no real acomplisment in saying you're first because later on people wonder even be able to see it because IT WONT EXIST.
So you fail, #1 :3

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imballinlol | 0

#836321 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

modernwarefare - no one gives a fuck! And OP - your boyfriends a douche.

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836326 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

Nope, I just randomly check FML on my phone and saw 0 FYL and 0 YDI. Im so excited my parents will be so proud. I deserve a reward eh? Yup I'm canadian. Sorry for pointing it out though I know that pisses people off : P.

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836357 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:24

It was fun while it lasted, mods do their jobs I dont really care.

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coco0123 | 0

#836737 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:56

wow..tuhdai ma friend tol meh de same tinq buh instead of ah birthdai iht was fuhr valentines dai ;(

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queefers08 | 0

#836811 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:20

poor bastard can't even buy a new gift . it was probably a necklace with a nameplate that says [email protected]?! me and her name is get screwed lol. you fail !

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CrumbeldCookie | 0

#836817 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:22

fuck this stupid website. I want some real fml storys not this pussy ass bullshit fucken pussy ass fagits

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lonely_heart_89 | 6

#836958 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:01

seriously, learn how to spell properly before posting on here...

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lonely_heart_89 | 6

#836965 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:02

that was meant for coco0123.

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sammy22 | 0

#837100 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:51

throw the shit back at him n kick him in the nuts! haha- then he will know not to pull that bullshit again!!

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tysta | 0

#837153 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:17

That's bad but, your life isn't even half fucked.......

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harryman04 | 0

#837219 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:40

you ungratful bitch. it's spoiled fucks like you who are ruining the planet.

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natedog193 | 0

#837236 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:49

138 you're a dickhead

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infiniti_G | 0

#837251 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:56

she got a present from her boyfriend... BAWWWW

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DoctorPhill | 0

#837365 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:09

Dump his ass!!!! you can do better than that!!!!

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crackiebob | 0

#837366 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:10

this is not a fml. god forbid he give you a gift. who even cares.

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MXavierT | 0

#837413 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:53

So if you got a necklace made of half pound diamonds, would you care if it used to belong to his ex?

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hehe_oops | 2

#838561 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:15

it's not that it was just a random gift that had once been his ex's, then it wouldn't be and FML
it was her birthday, and her boyfriend didn't even put any thought into what he gave her
THAT'S why it's an FML

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NeonBlue | 0

#993864 - Saturday 15 May 2010 6:18

Cheap Ass

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delaneylove | 0

#2692217 - Thursday 16 June 2011 5:24

ummmmm. are you serious??? i'm hoping this is a joke...

By ravensunnyd | 0

#836281 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

awww that sycks

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jonnnnyboy16 | 0

#836306 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

guys do that all the time lol we don't just throw away all the stuff we gave our ex when she returns it...

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Enoch134 | 0

#836706 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:44

I have recycled same rings necklesses and ect... countless times it i would be broke if I bought every girl a new ring lol

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WhatANoob | 0

#836879 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:38

This isn't a FML..The OP I just jealous

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yungjct | 0

#836884 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:40

Today my boyfriend gave me a gift. He didn't spend thousands of dollars on me. FML.... be thankful for the gift he gave you, OP.

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Dont_Explain | 3

#836886 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:40

yeah, recycling is good! You can get angry when he recycles his condoms, but untilthen.

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Xrandomkrisx | 7

#837280 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:13

yah he's just saving money!! espically in the economy we're in!! smart boy he is haha

By HolyWater | 0

#836287 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

gay

By PandaFlavoured | 0

#836290 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:16

Eck, that really does suck.

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DarthFurby | 0

#836628 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:23

Did the necklace happen to be made of pearl? Because then it might be OP who sucks.

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spetchi | 0

#837051 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:32

Why does it matter if it was pearl? That's not the most expensive thing in the world... And I in fact think its a bit tacky...

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oceanbeauty | 17

#837347 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:53

lmfao @ darthfurby. brilliant.

By o_ospacedout | 0

#836292 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:16

I guess he dosent love you any more than his ex. That sucks.

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TheDaveCA | 1

#836719 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:50

Who says he did/didn't love his ex?

By eHugs | 0

#836298 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

Whatta romantic.

By HolyWater | 0

#836300 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

modernwarefare3 are u Mitch?

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836347 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:22

Mitch B?

By KcKayla18 | 3

#836309 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

aw I'm sorry that sucks

By Beatles1500 | 0

#836310 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

that sucks, you should fight him

By EncryptedEggroll | 2

#836322 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

and the cheap bastard took it back?

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idkweird | 0

#838375 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:04

This!