Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for... - FML

By Chrissy - 8/2/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By KelseNM - 14/8/2018 14:30

Today, I've been diagnosed with an incurable condition in both eyes that is making me go blind. I lost my job and had to drop out of my final year in college because of this. Then my ex found out and stole my car since I "won't need it". FML

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By Camm. - 15/1/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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By sonwhy - 25/2/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 7/12/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/6/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/5/2012 19:23 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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By - 15/1/2017 10:00

Today, I accidentally uploaded a video of me pleasing myself to my Snapchat story. Five people saw it before I could take it down. FML

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By wellfuckyoutoo - 24/11/2015 17:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML

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By LonelyAngel22 - 24/11/2016 08:10

Today, out of curiosity, I took an online test to see if I have ADHD. Halfway through, I got so distracted and bored that I gave up. Guess I know the answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/1/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/7/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

This Charming Man

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By ManinBlack - 14/9/2011 01:30 - Canada

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

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By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML

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By misunderstood - 5/9/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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By stretchy - 6/5/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

Better safe

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By geedeewhy - 1/1/2019 04:00

Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 1/6/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

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By ugly - 3/9/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/1/2018 19:00

Heart = Broken

Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML

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By anonymous - 1/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By NotAGoodDay - 10/8/2016 18:57 - United Kingdom - Sudbury

Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML

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By Chubby - 2/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By Fiancé problemsss - 5/1/2014 07:11 - United States - Billings

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

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By Cat - 7/11/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

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By rukus - 16/6/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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By Ashley Youngman - 16/6/2019 20:04

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML

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By Anonymous - 9/1/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By nicedoggy - 23/10/2012 18:05 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I had left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML

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By ew - 3/8/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By Anonymous - 8/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By WaitedOut - 3/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By spadesmollusques - 6/6/2016 05:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 28/2/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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By no money anymore - 18/1/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a longhaul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose. 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response: "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/8/2019 00:03

Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML

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By InnocentRainbow | 0

#836487 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:51

All you people saying at least you got a present obviously don't understand women. We don't want something that you gave your ex, we want something that you picked out for us, even if it's cheap, if you picked it out just for us it makes it extremely special and meaningful. Giving a woman something you gave your ex is basically saying we aren't special to you. FYL OP. You need to have a talk with him.

By Ajjas013 | 6

#836345 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:22

So you're mad at him for recycling?

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By ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836279 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:14

first, lololol

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WhatANoob | 0

#836282 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

Wow..Did you just sit tere and wait?

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DaleksAreEpic | 0

#836296 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

number 1, youre a dumbass. anyways, I'm very sorry OP :( That's regifting at its worst.

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#836299 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

lol on fml we suggest the guy save the gift for new gf alot

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PandaFlavoured | 0

#836314 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

Someone's going to moderate this comment and delete it, so there's no real acomplisment in saying you're first because later on people wonder even be able to see it because IT WONT EXIST.
So you fail, #1 :3

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imballinlol | 0

#836321 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

modernwarefare - no one gives a fuck! And OP - your boyfriends a douche.

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836326 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

Nope, I just randomly check FML on my phone and saw 0 FYL and 0 YDI. Im so excited my parents will be so proud. I deserve a reward eh? Yup I'm canadian. Sorry for pointing it out though I know that pisses people off : P.

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836357 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:24

It was fun while it lasted, mods do their jobs I dont really care.

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coco0123 | 0

#836737 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:56

wow..tuhdai ma friend tol meh de same tinq buh instead of ah birthdai iht was fuhr valentines dai ;(

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queefers08 | 0

#836811 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:20

poor bastard can't even buy a new gift . it was probably a necklace with a nameplate that says [email protected]?! me and her name is get screwed lol. you fail !

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CrumbeldCookie | 0

#836817 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:22

fuck this stupid website. I want some real fml storys not this pussy ass bullshit fucken pussy ass fagits

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lonely_heart_89 | 6

#836958 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:01

seriously, learn how to spell properly before posting on here...

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lonely_heart_89 | 6

#836965 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:02

that was meant for coco0123.

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sammy22 | 0

#837100 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:51

throw the shit back at him n kick him in the nuts! haha- then he will know not to pull that bullshit again!!

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tysta | 0

#837153 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:17

That's bad but, your life isn't even half fucked.......

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harryman04 | 0

#837219 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:40

you ungratful bitch. it's spoiled fucks like you who are ruining the planet.

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natedog193 | 0

#837236 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:49

138 you're a dickhead

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infiniti_G | 0

#837251 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:56

she got a present from her boyfriend... BAWWWW

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DoctorPhill | 0

#837365 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:09

Dump his ass!!!! you can do better than that!!!!

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crackiebob | 0

#837366 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:10

this is not a fml. god forbid he give you a gift. who even cares.

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MXavierT | 0

#837413 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:53

So if you got a necklace made of half pound diamonds, would you care if it used to belong to his ex?

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hehe_oops | 2

#838561 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:15

it's not that it was just a random gift that had once been his ex's, then it wouldn't be and FML
it was her birthday, and her boyfriend didn't even put any thought into what he gave her
THAT'S why it's an FML

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NeonBlue | 0

#993864 - Saturday 15 May 2010 6:18

Cheap Ass

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delaneylove | 0

#2692217 - Thursday 16 June 2011 5:24

ummmmm. are you serious??? i'm hoping this is a joke...

By ravensunnyd | 0

#836281 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

awww that sycks

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jonnnnyboy16 | 0

#836306 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

guys do that all the time lol we don't just throw away all the stuff we gave our ex when she returns it...

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Enoch134 | 0

#836706 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:44

I have recycled same rings necklesses and ect... countless times it i would be broke if I bought every girl a new ring lol

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WhatANoob | 0

#836879 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:38

This isn't a FML..The OP I just jealous

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yungjct | 0

#836884 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:40

Today my boyfriend gave me a gift. He didn't spend thousands of dollars on me. FML.... be thankful for the gift he gave you, OP.

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Dont_Explain | 3

#836886 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:40

yeah, recycling is good! You can get angry when he recycles his condoms, but untilthen.

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Xrandomkrisx | 7

#837280 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:13

yah he's just saving money!! espically in the economy we're in!! smart boy he is haha

By HolyWater | 0

#836287 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:15

gay

By PandaFlavoured | 0

#836290 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:16

Eck, that really does suck.

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DarthFurby | 0

#836628 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:23

Did the necklace happen to be made of pearl? Because then it might be OP who sucks.

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spetchi | 0

#837051 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:32

Why does it matter if it was pearl? That's not the most expensive thing in the world... And I in fact think its a bit tacky...

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oceanbeauty | 17

#837347 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:53

lmfao @ darthfurby. brilliant.

By o_ospacedout | 0

#836292 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:16

I guess he dosent love you any more than his ex. That sucks.

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TheDaveCA | 0

#836719 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:50

Who says he did/didn't love his ex?

By eHugs | 0

#836298 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

Whatta romantic.

By HolyWater | 0

#836300 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

modernwarefare3 are u Mitch?

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ModernWarfare3_fml | 0

#836347 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:22

Mitch B?

By KcKayla18 | 3

#836309 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

aw I'm sorry that sucks

By Beatles1500 | 0

#836310 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:17

that sucks, you should fight him

By EncryptedEggroll | 2

#836322 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:18

and the cheap bastard took it back?

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idkweird | 0

#838375 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:04

This!