Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

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  • I guess she can't use you as a reference.

    #1 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:28pm by rgri

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  • What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

    #6 - On 10/27/2013 at 9:32pm by TwistedCherub1

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