By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 774
You deserved it 4 454

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

Comments

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

Can someone please tell me what a sex swing is? I don't know yet but I think I want one...

alshygirl 14
CVTTRVN 19

What in the world is a sex swing??

self explanatory. a swing to have sex on.

You'll have to Google it but it is just like the name implies.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's kind of amazing you've never heard of a sex swing. A ton of movies have them in 'em for comical purposes, not just the "movies" that'll show you how to use it..

IMO, One of the best and fun inventions ever to spice up your intimate life with #3 (if you're into the swing that is).

flashback_fml 14

I'm surprised you of all people don't know what it is

I was wondering... the same thing. Ya learn something new everyday! Lmfao!

Being one of the first commenters means nothing if your comment is so drab. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to google an item before posting such a question, and if you can't do that imagine it in your head... Odds are your own image will be cleaner than the actual.

@31 Why not attach firework sprinklers to your head and run down the street yelling "LOOK AT ME"?

rockne93 17
olpally 32

Please tell me you fired her. That's just wrong.

xXxGraveStonexXx 20

It was at the babysitter's house..

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

randybryant799 20

why should she be fired? she didn't hurt the kid one bit.

That is beyond disgusting to let a child play on a sex swing. Highly inappropriate.

Her husband must love the baby sitter though!

not entirely sure what you're insinuating but im pretty sure it warrants a punch in the face

ThatTennisKid14 13

OP, I have to recommend that you find a new babysitter...

I recommend doing a little more digging into who you pick too! While I feel for you that your kid might remember this, I blame you OP for not knowing what kind of person is watching your son, and at least looking at the place you leave him at!

74 it very clearly says it's her daughter, not her son. Also, she's a child, she doesn't know the difference. To her it's just a swing.

To the president of the United States, obviously.

Dear Mrs. Hslajrowkxnz, I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters. sincerely, Obama

That's a whole new level of disturbing. Report that girl, and start getting references for your new sitters.