Don't worry!

By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend of four months asked me to babysit her four-year-old daughter. All went well, and she texted me to see how she was. I wanted to say “a little ornery”. My phone auto corrected ornery to horny. She didn't appreciate that her four-year-old daughter was a little horny from her boyfriend. FML
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mfranks19891989 10
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Just explain the auto correct she will understand. Not sure what your relationship was before you date. But isn’t 4 months a little soon to be letting someone your dating into your child(s) life

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distortedcognition 17
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Is her pet name for you now “my little pedo bear”?

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distortedcognition 17
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Is her pet name for you now “my little pedo bear”?

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whyme203 15

I mean better word or phrasing could have prevented this. Study a thesaurus

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MidnaLink 33
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Better word? Ornery is a good word, it just wasn’t used enough for auto correct. But at least now there’s a good reason to turn it off.

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Richard Luna 1
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Ok so it was a mistake tell her to chill

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RichardPencil 30
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Luckily you didn't say you were busy "ducking her sass." Autocorrect would send you to prison!!!

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mfranks19891989 10
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Just explain the auto correct she will understand. Not sure what your relationship was before you date. But isn’t 4 months a little soon to be letting someone your dating into your child(s) life

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timinator5000 28
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No kidding!!! No way in hell would I let someone I'm dating watch my kid.

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julfunky 29

That’s a bit judgmental. Everyone has different speeds. There is no “right” amount of time you need to know someone. And just because she’s been his girlfriend for 4 months that doesn’t mean she’s only known him for 4 months.

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DanJames24 15

Are you from Manchester?

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Paul Rushing 21
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While those two words sound similar your phone wouldn’t autocorrect that...fake FML?!?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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Oh right, like she's never made a typo in a text or been the victim of auto correct. She needs to lighten up and laugh at the accident.

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WistayShlaio82 13

Hate it phones do that. I think autocorrect should be a manual request thing.

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