Don't worry!

By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend of four months asked me to babysit her four-year-old daughter. All went well, and she texted me to see how she was. I wanted to say “a little ornery”. My phone auto corrected ornery to horny. She didn't appreciate that her four-year-old daughter was a little horny from her boyfriend. FML
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Just explain the auto correct she will understand. Not sure what your relationship was before you date. But isn’t 4 months a little soon to be letting someone your dating into your child(s) life

Is her pet name for you now “my little pedo bear”?

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Is her pet name for you now “my little pedo bear”?

whyme203 15

I mean better word or phrasing could have prevented this. Study a thesaurus

Better word? Ornery is a good word, it just wasn’t used enough for auto correct. But at least now there’s a good reason to turn it off.

Ok so it was a mistake tell her to chill

Luckily you didn't say you were busy "ducking her sass." Autocorrect would send you to prison!!!

Just explain the auto correct she will understand. Not sure what your relationship was before you date. But isn’t 4 months a little soon to be letting someone your dating into your child(s) life

No kidding!!! No way in hell would I let someone I'm dating watch my kid.

julfunky 29

That’s a bit judgmental. Everyone has different speeds. There is no “right” amount of time you need to know someone. And just because she’s been his girlfriend for 4 months that doesn’t mean she’s only known him for 4 months.

DanJames24 15

Are you from Manchester?

While those two words sound similar your phone wouldn’t autocorrect that...fake FML?!?

Oh right, like she's never made a typo in a text or been the victim of auto correct. She needs to lighten up and laugh at the accident.

WistayShlaio82 13

Hate it phones do that. I think autocorrect should be a manual request thing.